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The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)
Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.
by JT LOVER May 03, 2008
 
1.
White version of Usher
Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.
by azim March 12, 2005
 
2.
A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.
Any boy "band" member.
by Rocker June 21, 2004
 
3.
The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.
Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?
by Steve-O April 03, 2004
 
4.
Horny little kid still going through puberty.
After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
by KingTT February 03, 2004
 
5.
a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger."
People who hate on JT are usually
-uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar

He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.
Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass?

Loser:...
by Rae Rae October 08, 2006
 
6.
A singer/actor who was almost universally hated by all straight guys until the dickinabox/motherlover videos appeared with Andy Samberg
Guy 1: Justin Timberlake sucks ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years.
by SandLawn May 17, 2009
 
7.
Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
by pop music sucks December 17, 2003