An annoying singer who has teamed up with usher
(shock horror!). The extent of "his songs" is singing about love and/or girls, though
many believe he is homosexual and has an abnormally small penis. This is only speculation.
The songs that were written for him aren't much better.
He is loved by 10-15 year old girls who some think have no brain.
Now spend your time decently by listening to led zeppelin
or Mozart's requiem.
"The best singer in the wold peopl who h8 him R just jeluz 'coz they Rnt famous and can't sing"
Justin Beiber fan-13
"Wow, that girl sings SO well, what's her name?"
Random lorry driver, listening to radio.
Transexual tween drag queen
A hansom lady who should not be made fun of because you guys are jealous of her.
Dam... Justin Beiber she can really hit those high notes.
A bitchy little girl that thinks she can sing. She is only cool because taylor swift and 50 cent "like her". The only people that like her are 8 year old girls and gay kids. Her voice is so squeaky and high pitched. She has a vagina and is currently searching for her dream boyfriend.
a malevolent alien being come down to earth that wears the skin of a prepubescent boy. His objective is to create popular music with a hidden sound that will kill human brain cells, when the majority of humans have been turned into vegetables his species will come to earth and ingest the human race. Justin Beibers commonly target children, mainly young girls with simple thoughtless high pitched music about love. a Justin Beiber's only weakness is the sound of rock or metal that dates before the year 2000, any other music will simply increase its manipulative ability, exposing it to rock or metal will cause intense pain in its eyes, ears and brain, prolonged exposure should cause multiple strokes and heart attacks eventually pressure in the brain will cause its head to explode. exposing the brain directly to rock with headphones should cause instant decapitation
guy #1:i had a dream i was in a flying saucer with a Justin Beiber, he tried to kill me but when he got near my ipod he fell down and died, weird dream huh?
guy #2: that was real! you got abducted by the beibers!
a gay-boy whos voice could smash windows with its high pitch
infected:OMG! justin beiber is liiikee soo fitaay
me: go drink some hemlock
infected: *gasp* just coz u got no taste in musiic.... you need help giirrrrll *goes off and listens to disney shite
Me: *shudder* must resist genoside. must. resist. *goes off and listens to the yh yh yhs*
beiber fever must. be. cured.
One of today's major dissapointments.
My sister is obsessed with Justin Beiber, Its a damn shame.