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A singer/actor who was almost universally hated by all straight guys until the dickinabox/motherlover videos appeared with Andy Samberg Guy 1: Justin Timberlake sucks ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years. |
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White version of Usher Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.
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A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before. Any boy "band" member.
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The guy who grabbed Janet's rack. Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack? |
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Horny little kid still going through puberty. After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
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Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have Justin Timberlake sux
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Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all). Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean. Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said. |
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An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you. Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!
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