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the hottest pop star since that other hot popstar you can't remember (not michael jackson goddamnit.) He's so hot infact that he's accumalated a large mass of followers who hate on him because they cannot come to terms with their 'irrational', and 'sinful' feelings for him.
tool 1: i just had a dream about justin timberlake last night
tool 2: what happened?
tool 1: we were in a hot tub and..
tool 2: i'm pretty sure this means you hate him, i mean after all it's irrational to think you'd go gay for him right?
tool 1: yes....completely...yes. god i hate him! whata pozer!
by Mandy April 24, 2005
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1.
White version of Usher
Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.
by azim March 12, 2005
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2.
A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.
Any boy "band" member.
by Rocker June 21, 2004
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3.
The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.
Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?
by Steve-O April 03, 2004
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4.
Horny little kid still going through puberty.
After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
by KingTT February 03, 2004
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5.
Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have
Justin Timberlake sux
by AflacJack August 27, 2003
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Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
by pop music sucks December 17, 2003
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A singer/actor who was almost universally hated by all straight guys until the dickinabox/motherlover videos appeared with Andy Samberg
Guy 1: Justin Timberlake sucks ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years.
by SandLawn May 17, 2009
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