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407. Bieber Dammed
The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !
408. Skin Flute
An instrument that terrible tweeny-bopper musicians (such as Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers) play a lot.

Sentence: Justin Bieber is an expert at playing the skin flute!
409. Bieber Fever
A disease in which one is obsessed with the pop sensation Justin Bieber. Currently a cure is being developed, and will be widespread once the pop star hits puberty.
YO! IS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER?
YES! OMG! I think I'm infected with Bieber Fever!

*Justin Bieber Hits Puberty/Cure is released*
YO! IS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER?
WHO?
410. Bietard
Fans who become retarded because of Justin Bieber

Note
1)Justin Bieber himself is to a bietard but the fans who can't control themselves when it comes to Justin Bieber is a bietard
2)Not all fans of Justin Bieber a bietards
Bietards threaten Selena Gomez for dating Justin Bieber.
411. Little canadian girl
Justin Bieber: a canadian boy who looks like a girl, sings like a girl and has a lesbian haircut like Ellen DeGeneres
Fangirl: OMG, Justin Bieber is so hot!!

Any person with common sense: since when are you a pedophile?

Little canadian girl: I AM a boy!
412. Bieber Cancer
When Bieber Fever is so excessive, that there is no cure. Can be found in multiple girls aged 5-40.

Signs of Bieber Cancer are:
1. Knowing every single Justin Bieber song ever written
2. Constantly talking about him
3. Believing that he is in love with you
Unlike other cancers, Bieber Cancer is contagious.
If you or someone you know are showing signs of Bieber Cancer, please contact a medical professional.
Carol- "OMG I just bought this JB poster! He's sooooo hot! And his haircut is sooooo cute!"
Sawyer- "Wow, she has serious Bieber Fever."
John Michael- "Its worse. Its freaking Bieber Cancer."
413. Cabin Bieber
A type of histeria brought on by listening to too much Justin Bieber.
Person A: "I'm getting Cabin Bieber...we've been listening to him for the past 8 hours."
Person B: "There's only one cure for that...WAKA FLACKA FLAME!"
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