Justice is a really swag black boy. Everybody loves him and he is basically a pimp tho. He can be verry sweet and outgoing. But if you get on his bad side he will whoop your ass in seconds. He makes everybody laugh. And always has a smile on his face.
"Wow who is that really hott guy"
"It's justice duhhh."
by princess4479 December 04, 2014
1. Punishing those who have done wrong.
2. A supreme court judge; the highest authority in the court system.
1. A serial killer was brought to justice.
2. The justice determined that the serial killer was guilty, and sentenced him to life in prison.
by kyle.biddle March 08, 2011
Marshmallows
1: (Judge:) I sentence you to a year of not eating marshmallows. (Audience claps now that justice is done)

2: (Me:) Justice is a dish best served roasted.
by DarkSpoon1506 October 27, 2013
1. The Good. (n. and Concept and abstract object that is eternal and everlasting, eh Yandell?): see definition #1.5.

1.5. The Golden Rule: "Treat Others the way you would like, or wish, to be treated." (n. and v. and perfect analogy to Happiness, eh Schweber?).

2. Doing the Good or Being good. (n. and v. and Key to Heaven's Gates, eh Kane? or Chompsky?) see definition #1.5.

3. Street Justice (...eh Oscar Grant? or Nagel?). (n. and v. and perfect analogy to why the Park needs Mathus and Kelly ;).

4. Objective morality, e.g., Gods' Law. (n. and v. and perfect analogy to definition #1.5, eh Jesus?).

5. The Philosophers' "problem(s)". (Kind of like 'causality', eh Schmid?).

6. To "Love another," e.g., thinking that you have found the keys to the kingdom of Heaven: 'Soulmate(s)', eh St. Anthony?
1. Justice IS Love and Benevolence, eh Professor Riley? "Your behavior is a so called problem, asshole?

1.5. "So called T.V. morality": watching Full House and Walt Disney movies; Partaking--in reality--of definition #1.

2. Being kind, patient, and loving; and vice versa: R-E-S-P-E-C-T (to persons and People and Mother Earth, eh Ganja and Taurus and Bob?). And the best of these three is Love/Hope/Faith--i.e., all of the above idiots: RASTA!

3. "Keeping eyes, i.e., "Six/7-Up!!! (dedicated to Magic (a.k.a. Joshua Stickney)); Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer? -so called "GDF" eh?-

4. Jesus Christ Superstar ("so called Stupid-Star, eh Peter?!").

5. "Fuck you subjective morality, the only true Concept is Logic, not Science or the Teleological experiment." -The Other- (see definition #1).

6. Finding your Buddy and Lover-boy/girl/it. (dedicated to Buddy, Buddy-Buddy and LBGT).
by (The/Ms.) Crazy Cat Lady April 10, 2010
Justice is viewed from my point of view as what the society tells you whats right from wrong. judging others by what you believe is a total waste of time considering you were raised learning and thinking you knew everything there was about justice. However, justice is just another state of mind in which you think and hope you are doing the right thing. But, Wonder: What is TRUE Justice? Is there even an Absolute justice? What is Right from Wrong? How can i be sure to tell the difference?
Therefore i believe that one should make their own justice that is reasonably close to what society is going by and live by this one code.
A: You are wrong to insult another.
B: Why not?
A: It just isnt right (not justice)
B: Who told you this in the first place?
A: The rest of society
B: What if the rest of society was wrong?
B: Who told society what to do?
B: Was society not the one who came up with insults in the first place?
by [cj] January 12, 2009
A man displaying behavioral patterns similar to Assholes, Dicks, and Jerks. this type of behavior includes being a dick to your girlfriend, canceling plans, and always talking about yourself.
"did he cancel plans again? he's being such a justice right now"

"dude, homes. DON'T be a justice right now."

"STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF!!! you are behaving like such a Justice. i can't take it."
by RazzleFrazzler45 June 13, 2009
A slang term for penis, used in conjunction with the word "delivered" for amusing puns.
Dylan: Man, how far did you get with Brooke last night?
Tom: Dude, I totally delivered my justice right in her face.
by Tymmi Fernandez May 09, 2010

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