COCKBURN!-- A "COCKBURN!" is a word used to aknowledge that someone has just been screwed over, made fun of, or hustled. A "COCKBURN!" is something you either mumble under your breath, or shout out in excitment. The term cockburn! will come to you-- you can make it what you want. Trust me, you will know when you have been "cockburned!" We are so grateful to Mr. Patrick Cockburn for giving this word meaning, and life. We must also aknowledge Mr. Hamz-- none of this would be possible without Hamz.

sidenote: cockburn! has nothing to do with the terms "cock" or "burn" ... it's just one swift word-- cockburn!

happiness is a state of mind with no external cause, it's a thought and a feeling stemming from one's love, understanding and respect for their own precious existence, inner beauty and worth.

As for me, I picture happiness as a crystal clear spring or a river, that flows through me without a begining nor an end... life stretches itself on the banks of that river. No mundane stuff could either increase, or diminish my happiness, since I'm the master of my life and I'm in charge. I like pretty gals, fast cars, delicious meals, nice clothes and this kind of things the planet can offer; I do not like poverty, pain, tears, sadness and this kind of things the planet can offer. Here's the world: it's pleasurable or painful, it's sunny or cloudy, it's happy or not. And here's me: always feeling the pleasure of existence, always sunny, for always happy. Right, I'm in a good mood because I'm happy, not vice versa.

Having extremely bad luck or descibing something really ugly, as if it had been kicked.

A term coined by Shimpoe, it is a phenomenon akin to Murphy's Law, but worse.

Instead of just everything that can go wrong doing so, it also gets progressively worse as you try to adapt and remend the problem, and outside interference of any kind absolutely defeats the purpose of even getting out of bed that morning.

It is called Jamesluck because it only seems to follow around Jameso, who despite his horrid aura and the bad things that always happen when he's around, refuses to believe in karma.

Common exclamations made during the process of Jamesluck include:
1. "OF COURSE NOT. THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE."
2. "There is only one way this could get any worse. Being raped."
3. "Figures."
4. "Worked fine until you showed up"

Jamesluck is not merely limited to Jameso. It affects anyone who is near him for any amount of time. It destroys electronics, mechanicals, health, and safety. No one is protected from it's comically miserable wrath.

Lost THE GAME..The most life consuming word you will ever encounter, once you are apart of the game there is no turning back. The idea of the game is to not think about the game..(Sounds easy...right?)..This isn’t as straight forward as it sounds sooner or later something will remind you that you are playing the game and triggers a thought of the game, when this does happen you must state out loud iv lost and any other plays will loose to taking everything straight back to stage one, the only way to win the game...Is death..Good luck!

Welcome to The Game :-)

Japanese word for "I'll try my best" or "I'm going for it!!" It's often used by sports figures during interviews, or by people responding to exhortations.

Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".