The awkward pee males take after busting a nut due to the fact that there is still, maybe, just a dabble of spunk left in the chamber. Aiming must be precise in order to get the peepee in the potty. Pee may also come out in a spray, V shaped, or possibility of a drip or six on the feet. (Warning: Slight stinging may occurr!)
DAMN! I just pissed on the floor due to my cum dam! Do I mop it, use toilet paper, or leave it? Oh fuck it. Wasn't that much! RIGHT!!!!!!
A sexual term to give some one a facial with out them expecting it. To walk up to a unexpecting person and ejaculate all over there face without warning or any prior sexual contact. Its called this because you "Just Do IT" you cant ask for permission you just do it.
My girlfriend was looking real hot just sittin on the couch watchin TV it made me so hard that I whipped it out and started beating it without her even noticing and then right when I was gonna blow I ran over and gave her a nike all over her face and she even liked it she cleaned me of with her tongue it was amazing!!
E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.
As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
A lift where you take a barbell off the floor and lift it to a position just above the shoulders. Often followed by the "jerk" where you then lift the barbell over your head.
Karen: "Sweetie, can you help me wash these dishes?"
Tom: "No. Grab me another beer."
Karen: "You know, it would be nice if you helped me clean once in awhile. I can't even remember the last time you cleaned anything."
Tom: "Bitch I cleaned 200 pounds at the gym last night. When's the last time you cleaned that much?"
Karen: "Well, never, but..."
Tom: "But, but, but...SHUT UP! And get me that beer, now, woman!"
A somewhat cleaned up version of the word asshole.
That guy just cut me off, what a touchhole.