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junkmail 

Armor constructed from newspapers, department-store advertisements, cardboard, phonebooks or any type of junk that can be found in the mailbox. The purpose of junkmail is the same as for chainmail, that is to stop knives and shanks from piercing organs. Prisoners all over the world have used junkmail for as long as paper products have been in circulation. Ideally, junkmail should cover the chest, abdomen and sternum, being at least 2 inches thick. Junkmail is light weight, easy to forge and practical for use in any prison gang-war. It is called junkmail because it is constructed from junk and can be disposed of easily.
The prisoner survived the violent rival gang hit, only because of the junkmail he was wearing.
junkmail by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
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JakeMail 

An emphatic drunken voicemail that no one can make out what was said when listened to. Sounds like mostly loud grunts and/or noises
you jakemailed me last night at 2 in the morning, it sounded like you were dying. Do you remember what you were saying?
JakeMail by Itsyaboy3 December 27, 2010
A kickass Finnish hip-hop group.
Kaipuu by @junkmail is the best!

Now if I can just find a fansite...
@junkmail by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 9, 2008

JunkMale 

An unwanted dick pic.
Dammit, Harold! I don’t want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!”
JunkMale by chuck van d June 5, 2021

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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