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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

Elephants junk trunk 

The act of busting of ones nut when pulling off a posh wank with a condom that doesn't fit
Bro, i pulled off an elephants junk trunk last night

trunk junk 

That girl is trunk junkin.
trunk junk by palm phlant December 15, 2016

mexican trunk junk 

Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.

Junk in da trunk

A female who has a nice or unusually large ass.
Damn son yo shawty over dere got sum junk in da trunk!
Junk in da trunk by Big Willie November 28, 2003

junk in the trunk 

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants
I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.