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A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.
I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.
by squishee August 12, 2006
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One who is a complete joke. ie. seriously awful person
by gwm2 August 26, 2006
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We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up
by Bret February 28, 2004
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pertaining to someone or something that hinders an opperation. Someone who does not have thier shit together. a scatterbrain, space caddett, an all out mess
What is with this junk show we have to go get krunk

Old head is the biggest junk-show on the plannet
by Bret February 28, 2004
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A messy situation; an example of sloppy handiwork; a consequence of poor planning; a gathering that has descended into debauchery and chaos
"Dude, you're about to head out on a river trip and you haven't packed a lifejacket or nearly enough beer. You're runnin' a junkshow!"

Or, "The trip was a complete junkshow. By the second day we had gotten into the hard liquor, and by the third day everyone was dancing on the tabletops."
by Desertrose5418 August 16, 2008
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A TV show showing a bunch of people who like to put their hands in a bucket of warm, black old motor grease.

In these kinda shows, they often, during some sort of a challange or competition, show some basic practical engineering deployed on some junk and turn it into something that does some kind of a job.

Junkyard Wars (USA), Scrapheap Challange (UK) and Monster Garage (USA), to name a few...
Sometimes cool, sometimes stupid but a pretty good method to loose some time staring at the TV, overall...

They would become obsolete anytime soon, just like the "Robot Arena" (and similar RC cars bashing formats) show has been whiped out of the small screen.
I wonder what they do with those freak machines after the Junk Show is over...
by Todmeister May 28, 2007
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Junkshow: n. When a dude thinks it's hot to put his dick through the fly in his jeans and dance around.
Did you see Mike perform that total junkshow? What a tool.
by dfuf July 06, 2011
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