Juniorisms 

To exhibit or exult traits/behavior strongly linked to junior the son (padre of pandemonium, old J) such as

1. Disregarding all rules and laws

2. Seeking chaos and destruction for satisfying

3. Being insanely sadistic and/or masochistic

4. Eating lots of yogurt, or strange foods

5. being the jack of all trades
6. Mastering many arts and skills

7. having a mysterious or unknown past

8. making unannounced exits often

9. being gone for long extended periods of time
10. being strange or eccentric, (ie; a weirdo)
11. enjoying torturing others or seeking violent justice
12. being an outcast who paves their own path

13. oversleeping or missing important venues

14. Ignoring thotties DMs

15. having multiple social media accounts or zero
16. embracing mental illness

17. Having a philosophical outlook on life and being able to justify LITERALLY ANYTHING

18. using different alias or taking on different appearances every once in a while

19. rebellious nature or opposing authority on the daily

20. having an intensively creative side and maintaining an unbelievable willpower in terms of accomplishing goals

21. Changing the names of people/things/places

22. List is too long, it would be infinite, see (juniorisms2.0)

23.

“man this guys juniorisms really set him apart from the crowd”

Girl 1: your pretty strange aren’t you?

Guy 1: Yea you could say I’m a phenomenal person

Girl 1: ugh, OOkay, your juniorisms right ?

Guy 1: …uh yeah I guess

“”This girls got some REAL juniorisms”

“For someone to have juniorisms is NOT limited to gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. ANYONE CAN EXHIBIT juniorisms”

“Juniorisms can affect ANYBODY and that’s the worst part”

Juniorisms by countDockula February 27, 2022

Junioritis 

Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

lim
student -> senior

productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.

100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.

Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)

Junioritis by raiseyourweapon March 5, 2013

junioritis 

A condition that strikes high school juniors. Symptoms include frequent headaches, frequent complaints of stress, random hyperventilation, violent mood swings, and a disinterest in schoolwork. Mainly caused by an overdose of AP classes, a very heavy workload, college visits, extracurricular activies, and school sports. In 99.8% of all cases of junioritis, senioritis will result. There is no known cure. Treatments include snow days or any prolonged vacation period.

Why isn't Alex coming to the movies with us?
He's stricken with junioritis. He has a five page world history essay due tomorrow.

junioritis by clfson December 18, 2005

Junioritis 

Junioritis is when a student in their third year of high school suffers the effects of work overload, (Can become more severe when an individual mixes AP and Honors classes with a part-time job), and a lack of recreational time with acquaintances and friends. Usually results in only looking forward to sleeping, if only for 4-5 hours per night due to studies, frequent mental meltdowns, and crankiness towards all individuals in the students life. Symptoms usually begin around October, and continue until Mid-Late June when the shock of the realization that Junior year is finally over subsides.

"I have to write my 10-page research paper, but I am super-suffering from Junioritis and feel like my brain has become mental soup and will leak out of my ears"

After many medical tests, the doctor diagnosed the 17 year old boy, who's brain was no longer able to function due to excessive use, with Junioritis.

After explaining her plight of having too many end of the year projects to her AP history teacher, the teacher showed no sympathy to the student suffering from Junioritis and said "Well, I hear Senior year is fun."

Junioritis by exhausted_junior May 30, 2009

junioritis 

A condition especially pertaining to juniors with rigorous academic schedules and strong ambitions for college that inhibits them from willingly doing their work and poses them ask the age-old question, "What is the point of all of this?"

Often leads to senioritis.

I know that I have to keep my grades up to get into college, but I think junioritis is starting to sink in and I just don't want to do my work.

junioritis by hey its me January 13, 2004

junioritis 

a condition of knowing that homework is important, but not wanting to do it because you're sick of doing homework

I can't do this take-home final, I have such bad junioritis.

junioritis by Billy G December 6, 2003

Juniority 

The belief that you are entitled to a better job or work situation because of your ability to suck dicks.

He thinks his Juniority will get him the promotion.

Juniority by The_penguin_miner August 19, 2019