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jumpstarting 

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.
Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.
jumpstarting by Grimache March 14, 2008

humpstarted 

to bring on a girl's menstrual period by engaging in vigorous sex with her.
my boyfriend humpstarted me last night and now i'm a bloody mess!
humpstarted by pinkkatiekins June 15, 2010

Jumpstart 

Smearing your taint with burt’s bees, then mix Vick’s vaporub and icy hot, and smear those on your taint
I like to start every day off with a nice jumpstart
Jumpstart by JumpstartMyDay November 20, 2019

Malibu Jumpstart

is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.
Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.

Jumpstart 

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before
My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood
Jumpstart by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

california jumpstart 

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started
i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time