jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by sinner January 20, 2003

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by Selur livid March 29, 2015

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

jesus jumping fucking christ 

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

jesus jumping fucking christ by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

jumping jack jesus 

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

jumping jack jesus by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jumping for Jesus 

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

Jumping for Jesus by anonymous July 19, 2021