| 1. | Yard Tard | ||
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Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler. "There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!" |
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| 2. | One In The Morning Idea | ||
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An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong. -One In The Morning Idea-
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun" *one of your friends dead within the hour* -trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy. "DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY" "PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL" 'YOUR TOO PUSSY" "LETS GO" *friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene* -Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government. *missing by 6am* |
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| 3. | Roof Jumpers | ||
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Nina, Laura, and Alexia. They simply jump off the roof and into the pool while Alexia's mom isn't home and her nanny watches. After, they get in their pajamas and walk next to US1 to get hit on by ugly acne scarred men. They then go back to Alexia's house and sex the momennt in Alexia's unfurnished living room where then Jacob, Alexia's lover gets jealouse. Oh yes, the three girls also lick eachothers breasts wiht clothes on. ;) :) Laura, Nina, and Alexia are roof jumping of 3 stories the next time the attempt a stunt.
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| 4. | Drop a tranny | ||
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1. Phrase; when driving, one's transmission unexpectedly falls out.
2. Phrase; a freakish sexual act when the following occurs: one has sexual intercourse with a transvestite on top of a tall building; immediately following one's orgasm, one unexpectedly throws said transvestite off the building; one jumps after her/him/it; and uses her/him/it to break one's fall. Then walk away unscathed with great story for one's drinking buddies. This is the sort of thing that, I'll bet, happens to too many guys in the East Village. Next time some super hot "chick" hits on you, be suspicious by all means, then go back to her place with her, ask to go up to the roof because "it'll be more romantic," then drop a tranny.
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| 5. | tic tac | ||
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A movement often used in Parkour, simply jumping off the wall but at great speed and good angle, used to get onto or over obsticals (which can include people, animals, walls, poles, etc), usually used to get up and onto a wall. "This is the place where you were chased that one day by that crazy guy, and if you beat him up you'd get in trouble, remember!" Jackal said. Alex strained for the memory, and then it came to him,
"I remember now! I did that Tic Tac over there to get over him, and did a little wall run over there to get up there-" Alex said pointing to places around the school, "And then I climbed up there to the roof, boy was that guy shocked!" |
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| 6. | Springheel Jacking | ||
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Verb - jumping over buildings and setting people on fire. The act of being a Springheel Jack. Oh my lord....THERE'S a guy jumping off the roof with a woman on FIYA! . He's springheel jacking!! LOL ^_^
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| 7. | brianed | ||
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Getting convinced to do something that sounded good at the time. I was brianed into drinking my weight in beer.
Jumping off the roof into the swimming pool sounds stupid, but you've brianed me into it. |
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