|1.||Australian Jump-Slap Fight|
1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.
2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.
2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."
1)the worst thing that can possibly happen in any situation involving any asian,azn. when this rare situation occurs during a school fight, it is guaranteed that the asian will beat the opponent in a bloody pulp!
2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.
3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!
*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
black kid 1: lets jump that chink!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his azn rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them
-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
" Cambodian Arm Wrestling"more...
One of the more ancient hand to hand form of combat dating from the Golden Cambodian era, it is believed to have formed around the years of 952-1056 b.c. Carbon dating of artifacts depicting this rigorous form of what is believed to be a type of "martial art's" cannot be proved to a certain date. It has been passed through many Generations with stories of great heroes who have fallen and proved victorious through-out the many years. Heroes such as "Chann Ancaly," "Ponlok Reach,"and the most famous "Visothirith Sokhanya."
With most martial art's there are specific body parts and forms of footwork involved, luckily this is one of the more easy or basic fighting styles. In order to become a Champion "Cambodian Arm-wrester" you need to master a psychological grasp on yourself which comes in very handy and takes years to master. Some battles have been known to last hours or days until contestants become raw or there arms grow tired. Foot work does not matter a whole bunch unless you want to cut off blood circulation to your "Penis" it mostly involves your better arm, preferably your right arm, due to certain laws and changes to make it more fair they allow left handed people to participate.
-Getting into battle-
In order to begin; choose an opponent wisely, once you have chosen one, flap your wings vigorously and strut like a chicken to try to intimidat...