| 1. | jump-shat | ||
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the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum. man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
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| 2. | Shat Blue Lights | ||
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To shit blue lights or shat blue lights means to be pleasently surprized, something made you jump or to be frightened. Often used in northen parts of England. I thought some one broke in after hearing a bang, i shat blue lights
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| 3. | rough break | ||
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When poop has difficulty exiting the anus, therefore leaving the person who shat the task of having to wipe his/her ass several times. In severe cases, additional wiping sessions may be needed later in the day.
This would be the direct opposite of a clean break. Damnit, I had to wipe 16 or 17 times yesterday.... I swear, if I get one more rough break I'm going to jump out the window.
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| 4. | Reign of fire | ||
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Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is 1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people 3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon |
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| 5. | squeeze one out | ||
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To defecate hurriedly. Primary usage area is eastern U.S., blue collar lexicon. Let me squeeze one out, Freddy - I'll jump on that alternator change when I'm done.
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| 6. | Party Shatner | ||
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The height of unnecessary ridiculous; the proverbial cherry on top of the Unnecessary Cake.
This comes from William Shatner's famous Spoken Word version of Elton John's "Rocket Man", where he performs the song as three different Shatner personalities, the last of which is the "Party Shatner". Did you see that episode of "To Catch a Predator" where they had a cop in full-body tree camoflage jump out of the bushes and tackle one of the pedophiles as he walked away? That cop was the Party Shatner.
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| 7. | chimbawop | ||
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A chimpanzee who completely and pathetically failed in life. Extremely miserable and decidedly given up on all hope, it went to the Koala Bear community for redemption only to be shat on by a family of agnostic Koalas and thrown off a cliff. Bruised emotionally and physically dead and mutilated across rocks, it was a chimpanzee no more. From the shit and blood rose, the Chimbawop. A creature defining stupidity at its prime. I hope you fail so bad that when you say the word "shit" in despair, you actually turn into a chimbawop and jump off a diving board and miss the pool landing ankle first on cement.
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