|1.||look jump rape|
1. LOOK JUMP RAPE - the ultimate three step plan.
To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.
"did you catch paul on that ledge the other night trying to win at life?" " oh the favela with the dual rangers?" " thats right he was looking!" "ah look jump rape"
|2.||rape version 2|
the real definition of rape is pretty much 1 person putting his penis into someone else without permission just like trespassing...kinda. rape version 2 is when you jump out of the bush's and yell surprise or "happy birthday".
an example is when your having a surprise birthday party for your friend and then when they walk in you jump on top of him/her and yell surprise as you thrust your genitals into his/her private areas which is different than rape so thats why its called rape version 2.
|3.||jump the muffin|
To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.
"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"
"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"
"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."
|4.||Jump it and hump it|
A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.
God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT
Played with 4+ people.
Spin the bottle twice
The first person has to rape the second person.
Rape = Jump on top of and get with.
Lizy: LETS PLAY THE RAPE GAME!
Hannah: WHEY! its me!
*spins bottle again*
Josh: WHEY! :P
*hannah jumps on josh and gets with him*
|6.||Jump in your wal-mart|
To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape.
I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night!
The act of being raped by method of Jumping as seen in Jumper (2008)
Man, your ass must hurt, I didn't see anyone though. Did you just get jump-raped?