Your Julian is leaving a fucking ring on my coffee table, Sarah.
Friend 2: he told me he wants to have sex with me.
Random girl: he's my boyfriend!
All 3: he's such a Julian.
Overall, he's a tool.
Julian: "YOU'RE A TOOL!"
YOU: Yeah...he looks so hot !
ME: Too bad he's totally gay !
YOU: I dont care, ill date him.
ME: You are so dumb...hes a fruitcake !