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2. jughead
(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence
You're such a jughead!
by Cpt. Obvious Apr 1, 2003 add a video
1. Jughead
One of the best, if not THE best character, of the Archie comic series. Jughead Jones has an insatiable appetite, and refuses to get a girlfriend, although he has on occasion fallen for female companions. Has the ability to walk with his eyes closed, and actually causes intense distress to do otherwise. Best friends with Archie Andrews.
I prefer to read Jughead's digests, rather than any of the others, cuz it's cooler, and more fun.
3. Jughead
Someone who has a gigantic skull but has the intelligence of a two year old. A jughead typically resembles Sloth from "The Goonies".
Richard: "Hey you guys! I forgot how to use the bathroom, will you help?" Darrel: "This guy is a complete jughead".
4. jughead
someone who is late in getting or hard to wake up. someone who likes to lounge around for most of the day with no serious intention of doing much else
its already 2 pm, get up already!

shut up, im tired

youre such a jughead, youve already been sleeping for more than 10 hours!
5. jughead
(n.) an unconsciously ill-mannered, low-brow individual; earthy, to a fault.
Your father is kind of a jughead, gal... feet on the dinner table, dirty limericks, and I don't think I've ever seen anybody actually slam their fist when they talk about public transit.
6. Jughead
Heroin addict
"That f**kin jughead has been passed out in my living room for days. He's only woken up to raid my fridge."
7. jughead
Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.
My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.
by Mike Jun 19, 2003 add a video
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