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A Fan of Psychopathic Records. Some, one, or all the artists, regardless if you listen closely to the music from the first jokers card to the last it tells a story, it gives examples on basically how not to live your life, and it also preaches religion, love for one another, regardless of "Juggalo" status, and respect. Generally a "Juggalo" is just an average "Joe" that has a lot of the same views as the artists of psychopathic, those being religious, political, social, moral, and ethical views. Not all juggalos are violent. In fact, most are peaceful, fun loving citizens, who do not go around robbing, hacking people with a hatchet, or hijacking minivans. The reason why "Juggalos" as a group are defined as "ignorant" or "bigot" or "violent" is because most of the news and information making headlines about juggalos are horrible crimes. Before you go ahead and write a definition on a certain type of person, or a group of people, please don't stereo type by mass media, headlines, hearsay, or any other means than pure, scientific, RESEARCH. If you look "Behind the Paint" you will see that 17 out of 20 juggalos fit my description, 85%. So don't base your opinion on a MINORITY, look at the picture as a whole.

*And yes i happen to be a juggalo, not because i'm an "outcast" or "insane" or "don't fit in" its because i agree with the views and opinions of psychopathic artists. as a matter of fact i have been Spreading MCL since i was 13, i am now 22, so for 9 years i have been down with the clown. I was very popular in school, Graduated at the age of 16 valedictorian. as of this being written i am currently age 22 and a PROFESSOR @ GVT in Greenville, SC. 169 iq (31 points below EINSTEIN) so for those of you who have classified juggalos in general as stupid. Your definition is now NULL and INVALID please be CIVILIZED and APPEND your entry and if your entry is pure speculation, just remove it.

*Real name censored* KaoS out, MMFCL 2 ALL!! (Even the haters) i love the haters EQUALLY because they do not bring us down they EMPOWER us and make our PRESENCE all the more MEANINGFUL!
What true juggalos would do in such a situation

TRUE Juggalo: Waddup ninja?

Some kid wearin an psy records shirt: Nothin much man just gonna rob this liquor store here right quick, drink a 40 of OE and, go bump the new blaze album

TRUE Juggalo: Man, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING, your lucky i dont....

Kid wearing shirt: What you talkin about man, im just bein a juggalo like you.

TRUE Juggalo: *Beats the shit out of the kid for being an idiot and takes his shirt to give it to someone who DESERVES to wear it*

*Note: The violence described here in this last example is actually a true example what would happen if this was a real situation. The kid was not beaten for being DOWN WITH THE CLOWN he was beaten because he was an idiot. And the stripping of the shirt or anything psy releated was so that person would no be associated with the juggalo community and is NOT a robbery, its meant to be demeaning
by XxKaoSxX August 28, 2007
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For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isn't rap, it isn't metal, it isn't rap/metal, and it isn't horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.
That juggalo is stupid enough to think that ICP is music.
by The Mad Cap May 27, 2007
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Darwin's biggest Obstacle.
Even Darwin cant explain juggalos
by robblake April 27, 2008
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A greasy, fat, teenager with a kool aid mustache and no friends who listens to songs about clowns in his step mother's double wide mobile home when he isn't hanging out at the mall food court.
Juggalos, you just got pwned!
by BBV4L 1 May 10, 2009
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Confused individuals that are a product of the break down of the white middle class/lower class family, hero worship, and the emasculatory expectations of society. Usually characterized as indolent, witless, overly self-glorifying, and speak a lot of shit about anyone but are never concerned about backing it up because they won't. All these traits are an attempt for a cohesive group structure that accepts them and will tolerate their unfounded angst/effeminate banter or actions. A purely American occurance that is a scourge on par with Chavs and Wiggers.
The Juggalo proceeded to talk shit about my mohawk so I punched him. As usual the Juggalo bitched out, stopped his mockery, and sat down while grumbling about socio-economic inequalities that he didn't comprehend because I am in the same class as he.
by P. Kaltenbach March 17, 2008
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a real bunch of fags and posers who listin to shitty insane clown pussies, they are a bunch of illiterate homos who live in the suburbs and drop out of school because they think it's cool. they drink that awful faygo shit.

they claim they don't care what people think about them however if you diss them or insane clown pussies they get pussy hurt.

another thing about juggalos is that they are all a bunch of pussies who can't fight.they only way they can fight is if they have thier butt buddies to back them other than that they can't fight as individuals.

some juggalos are even known to be snitches as well some even call the cops after they get thier ass beat

they also potray themselves as some fag cult saying everyone who listins to thier shitty music is somehow thier family.

also thier fanbase is made up of emos,wiccans,goths and wiggers. and somehow they consider themselves hiphop?

insane clown pussies is not even classified is hiphop or rap and are listed as one of the worst music groups of all time.

overall juggalos are a retarded pussy cult like fanbse made up of complete retarded suburb homothugs and suicidal emo fags who hate life.

juggalos get no respect from real Gs from real hoods that put in real work and no respect from normal society.
waz up my ninja were is da juggalo family?ma juggalos n i cant speel case i neva graduatid frum skool. hold on my ninja my mommy is callin me
by bozothedumbclown October 31, 2009
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On February 1, 2006, Insane Clown Posse fan Jacob Robida engaged in a series of hatchet attacks and a shooting spree which left three dead, including himself and a police officer.1213 On February 7, Insane Clown Posse's manager Alex Abbiss extended Bruce and Utsler's condolences and prayers to the families of the victims and distanced Robida from Juggalo culture.11
Between June 18 and June 20, 2006, attacks involving Insane Clown Posse fans, some wearing clown makeup, were reported by the Seattle Times.14 The attacks left nearly two dozen injured. The group, armed with a machete, attacked, robbed, and threatened to decapitate visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park in Tacoma, Washington, shouting "Whoop! Whoop! Juggalo!" Seven suspects have been arrested, and three have been charged with assault and robbery.15
In February 2007, Colorado teenager Bryan Grove, who identified himself as a Juggalo, stabbed his girlfriend's mother to death and was arrested. His girlfriend Tess Damm, also a juggalette, and two of their friends have also been arrested in connection with the murder.16
In May 2008, arson was committed on a Spanaway, Washington house. During an investigation, the police discovered vandals had broken into the back entrance of the house, walls were kicked in and had Juggalo-related graffiti. The house had just been sold the previous weekend to a family whose husband was being redeployed to Iraq.17
On July 30, 2008 in Salt Lake City, two men attacked a teenager with a medieval battle ax. Deputies identified jewelry dropped by the attackers as being associated with Juggalos.18 During a recent Utah Gang Conference, law enforcers said they now classified Juggalos as a gang because of a continued pattern of criminal activity.18
On September 4, 2008 in West Jordan, Utah, a group of men indentifying themselves as Juggalos threatened to kill two deputies with bats and golf clubs in a church parking lot, proclaiming, "No one fucks with the Juggalos".19
On September 9, 2008 in West Valley City, Utah, two men with clown painted faces were arrested in an attempted kidnapping of a young boy. Police estimate there are between 3,000 and 4,000 Juggalos in Utah, 15 percent of them are associated with criminal activity.20
On February 4, 2009 in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, two male youths, Ian Seagraves and Shawn Freemore, who identified themselves as Juggalos on their MySpace pages, stabbed 21 year old Michael Goucher 45 times, killing him in a premeditated attack and burying his body under snow in the Pocono woods.21
Guy 1: wow from reading that. juggalos are fucking fags

Guy 2: haha agreed stupid posers
by taishwan March 20, 2009
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A group of horribly misguided whiggers who worship Psychopathic records and the originators of this putrid label- The Insane Clown Posse (also known as the "Insane Clown Pussies" or simply as "the fags"). Members often claim to be misunderstood and through this misunderstanding find reconciliation and commonality in the "Dark carnival." This carnival is a theme often used on Insane Clown Posse's records. In truth however, the main attraction for Juggalos is the disasterously awful and depraved music itself, which consists mainly of songs featuring such uplifting and profound subjects as: decapitation, stabbing, beating and of course killing. Traditions within this sect include: the dawning of evil clown makeup, spraying bottles of soda pop called "Faygo," on other members, styling their hair in a manner best suited for circus chimps, attacking smaller or unarmed people with hatchets and knives, eating human fecal matter, shouting whoop whoop as a bozo rallying cry. Directionless, often drug addicted, many Juggalos experience a shift in priority as they reach an older age. This is most often triggered by a realization that they have spent a great deal of time and effort supporting the lowest dreggs of society and in doing so becoming not renegades, but in fact the systems version of a virtual jail house sissy.
A man beat up his son for calling himself a Juggalo as the people rightly applauded and smiled with satisfaction at the sight of such a worthy and justified meltdown/rampage.
by truth fan June 12, 2009
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