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An individual who listens to ICP and thinks he or she is cool. Usually on disability because of stupidity or laziness. May also be on food stamps. DOES NOT WORK. Usually hangs out in places of public transit.
That juggalo hangs out at the plaza all day!
by "ass" man August 07, 2010
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they're a group of punk pussy whipped faggots that listen to I.C.Pussies. any juggalo you see or hear from is a pussy and runs from fights and they all talk a lot of shit.
they follow stupid ass music that tells them how to live and Faggot 2 dope and Silent Gay are a group of pussies to I mean if they talk about murder and fucking weed then they discard fucking KMK what the fuck and they all talk shit and have some random false facts, and they disgrace music because 1. they have no skills 2. they have all there listeners act like best of fucking friends from the moment they see there little hatchet man. so these pussies need to get their heads out of there asses and stop NOT claiming slob and just fucking join so it's one less what the fuck do you claim type of day
by Crippin1 October 16, 2009
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a little faggot ass pussy bitch who either is or was lonley in high school because of kids like me who picked on them so much that they colaberated with other lonely pussies. these kids cut for fun, smoke mad shwag and act xxxhardxcorexxx even though they arent. to tell you the truth my 11 year old brother could beat the shit out of mast of the juggalos i have met.
yo James. i saw this pussy ass juggalo at the mall today and i beat the shit out of him just for fun. then i raped his juggalette girl friend
by ijubiubv October 24, 2007
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A weak-minded individual that believes in a concept called "The Dark Carnival". These types of people are hard to explain. The best way of describing them could be ignorant (in some cases), the word dumb comes to mind, socially unaware of anything except their little groups (their family), or maybe, just maybe, sacred lives that just want something to believe in besides all the other bullshit in society.

I respect juggalos for having a descent taste in music. Psychopathic music is fucking wicked (of course), using great metaphors and verses and phrases that totally explain the point of view of someone who can't control their thought. For this, I think juggalos can be pretty respectable people.

Other than that....fuck those clowns.
A juggalo would say, "WOOP WOOP".........? The tard-call
by MFMITF February 06, 2009
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Human filth, unworthy of the air they breathe. Do society a favor and shoot on sight.
Friend 1: Hey man, is that a Juggalo over there?
Friend 2: Yeah dude, sure looks like it!
Friend 1: You got your glock?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! Let's ice 'im.
Juggalo: LOL R U DWN WIT D CLWN?
by Xthird_ech3lonX June 21, 2007
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First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don't recognize the intelligence behind the music. It is satire. Their intention is to influence people to free their minds (the most beautiful thing in the world to experience, recipe for wisdom = weed and music). We are anti-predjudice(sexism, racism,etc.) We know that karma is real and don't see life in black and white, but with more colors than a gay pride parade.
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years.
Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past.
If you're a real juggalo, then love and understanding flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and you know it homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit.
Our philosophy is the golden rule with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all human beings as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the psychopathic family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul.
True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music.
Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and independent and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?"
Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are optimistic people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love.
Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.

And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. What the fuck is that?
I will always be a Juggalo; from here, to the wagon, to Shangri-La, bitch What!?!

by Weed and Music April 28, 2006
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juggalo (fucking homos) that think there all badass cuz they walk around with there little sisters make up on and try to fuck with little 5 year olds cuzs every1 else with beat the living fuck out of them the also think that ICP is music even thou we all no its just some fucking idiot that makes noise that sounds like shit that comes out of ur ass and they also say to fuck farm animals or some fat slut bitch that cost them $300 to try n fit there like inch worms in her fucking elephant pussy every1 considers them to b fags or pussies and wiggers
kevin was a juggalo and he got his ass beat because he tried to fuck up some 5 year old but was to much of a pussy and kevins mom fucked him in is ass every night with her fat strap on

all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
by juggalo assassin (KJOS) June 26, 2010
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