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Juggalos
a typical Juggalo
a typical Juggalo

A juggalo (or juggalette) is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Clearly Icp is the most UN-important thing in the world. They believe they're making a statement by saying they kill people with axes. "Hatchet-man" carries a meat cleaver, not a hatchet. They wear clown make up, not realizing they just look like an army of queers. They think they are wearing make up because they were outcasts in society, when in reality, it's the make up and shitty grammar that made them outcasts in the first place.

Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say "MCL" at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love"). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, (wetting the bed) but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.

Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling (because they're too busy with a cock in their mouths).

Many Juggalos also happen to be furries, which doesn't make a lot of sense with their anti-homosexual stance, but does go along with the whole outcast from society bullshit they whine about.

While some ALL juggalos are not TOTAL retards, few NONE of them are worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters fucking the entire trailerpark if they didn't have SOMETHING blasting out of their crappy stolen mini-stereo, so they play this.

Juggalos are also often stoners who feel it is necessary to play the song "Homies" ad nauseam and tend to have major acne issues (the true reason why they cover their faces with idiotic make-up. Ironically, it's also part of the reason why they have such horrible acne in the first place.)

With their sixth album's release, ICP revealed that the Dark Carnival is, in fact, a complete and separate version of Christianity in which it is believed that god has bestowed upon the Juggalos their own private Juggalo heaven called "Shangri-La", Which was actually a fictional heaven from some book by James Hilton. (this favor is most likely due to their extreme holiness and tendency towards morality). In this "religion" it is also assumed that the images associated with ICP album covers are agents of god who judge everyone upon their death. Unfortunately, this is no joke and is actually believed to be the truth by a select few. With this, finally someone has brought into light the obviously true fact that god gives preferential treatment to fans of Psychopathic Record bands. Also, ICP members are all prophets put here on Earth like Jesus to spread their holy messages; upon death, they shall rise again. These are all infallible truths that you would know if you had read the bible.

In a fantastic display of individual thought, many juggalos converted in order to remain "down with the clowns."

The Dark Carnival is retarded.
# Shaggy does not write his own music.
# Billy Bill likes it in the ass.
Did you know
that... ICP also stands for Internet Child Porn?
# Juggalos are known for their attraction to shitty music, city lights, and country fairs.
# Juggalos are often spotted in front of major malls, but since none of them own a car, are driven there by their parents.
# Juggalos make up all of the 5% unemployed Americans.
# The first known Juggalo was created after gay buttsex involving a trailer-trash redneck and a heavily intoxicated racist wigger.
# While Juggalos can be found in any major city, one place you will never find a Juggalo is a college campus.
# Clowns aren't 'scary' and the half-assed abomination they call rap doesn't make them either.
# 99.9% of Juggalos everywhere are convicted rapists.
# Juggalettes have bigger penises than Juggalos.
# Juggalos or Juggalettes have no friends..
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by ICP_SUX January 15, 2008
 
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For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isn't rap, it isn't metal, it isn't rap/metal, and it isn't horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.
That juggalo is stupid enough to think that ICP is music.
by The Mad Cap May 27, 2007
 
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Darwin's biggest Obstacle.
Even Darwin cant explain juggalos
by robblake April 27, 2008
 
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A greasy, fat, teenager with a kool aid mustache and no friends who listens to songs about clowns in his step mother's double wide mobile home when he isn't hanging out at the mall food court.
Juggalos, you just got pwned!
by BBV4L 1 May 10, 2009
 
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Confused individuals that are a product of the break down of the white middle class/lower class family, hero worship, and the emasculatory expectations of society. Usually characterized as indolent, witless, overly self-glorifying, and speak a lot of shit about anyone but are never concerned about backing it up because they won't. All these traits are an attempt for a cohesive group structure that accepts them and will tolerate their unfounded angst/effeminate banter or actions. A purely American occurance that is a scourge on par with Chavs and Wiggers.
The Juggalo proceeded to talk shit about my mohawk so I punched him. As usual the Juggalo bitched out, stopped his mockery, and sat down while grumbling about socio-economic inequalities that he didn't comprehend because I am in the same class as he.
by P. Kaltenbach March 17, 2008
 
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a real bunch of fags and posers who listin to shitty insane clown pussies, they are a bunch of illiterate homos who live in the suburbs and drop out of school because they think it's cool. they drink that awful faygo shit.

they claim they don't care what people think about them however if you diss them or insane clown pussies they get pussy hurt.

another thing about juggalos is that they are all a bunch of pussies who can't fight.they only way they can fight is if they have thier butt buddies to back them other than that they can't fight as individuals.

some juggalos are even known to be snitches as well some even call the cops after they get thier ass beat

they also potray themselves as some fag cult saying everyone who listins to thier shitty music is somehow thier family.

also thier fanbase is made up of emos,wiccans,goths and wiggers. and somehow they consider themselves hiphop?

insane clown pussies is not even classified is hiphop or rap and are listed as one of the worst music groups of all time.

overall juggalos are a retarded pussy cult like fanbse made up of complete retarded suburb homothugs and suicidal emo fags who hate life.

juggalos get no respect from real Gs from real hoods that put in real work and no respect from normal society.
waz up my ninja were is da juggalo family?ma juggalos n i cant speel case i neva graduatid frum skool. hold on my ninja my mommy is callin me
by bozothedumbclown October 31, 2009
 
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On February 1, 2006, Insane Clown Posse fan Jacob Robida engaged in a series of hatchet attacks and a shooting spree which left three dead, including himself and a police officer.1213 On February 7, Insane Clown Posse's manager Alex Abbiss extended Bruce and Utsler's condolences and prayers to the families of the victims and distanced Robida from Juggalo culture.11
Between June 18 and June 20, 2006, attacks involving Insane Clown Posse fans, some wearing clown makeup, were reported by the Seattle Times.14 The attacks left nearly two dozen injured. The group, armed with a machete, attacked, robbed, and threatened to decapitate visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park in Tacoma, Washington, shouting "Whoop! Whoop! Juggalo!" Seven suspects have been arrested, and three have been charged with assault and robbery.15
In February 2007, Colorado teenager Bryan Grove, who identified himself as a Juggalo, stabbed his girlfriend's mother to death and was arrested. His girlfriend Tess Damm, also a juggalette, and two of their friends have also been arrested in connection with the murder.16
In May 2008, arson was committed on a Spanaway, Washington house. During an investigation, the police discovered vandals had broken into the back entrance of the house, walls were kicked in and had Juggalo-related graffiti. The house had just been sold the previous weekend to a family whose husband was being redeployed to Iraq.17
On July 30, 2008 in Salt Lake City, two men attacked a teenager with a medieval battle ax. Deputies identified jewelry dropped by the attackers as being associated with Juggalos.18 During a recent Utah Gang Conference, law enforcers said they now classified Juggalos as a gang because of a continued pattern of criminal activity.18
On September 4, 2008 in West Jordan, Utah, a group of men indentifying themselves as Juggalos threatened to kill two deputies with bats and golf clubs in a church parking lot, proclaiming, "No one fucks with the Juggalos".19
On September 9, 2008 in West Valley City, Utah, two men with clown painted faces were arrested in an attempted kidnapping of a young boy. Police estimate there are between 3,000 and 4,000 Juggalos in Utah, 15 percent of them are associated with criminal activity.20
On February 4, 2009 in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, two male youths, Ian Seagraves and Shawn Freemore, who identified themselves as Juggalos on their MySpace pages, stabbed 21 year old Michael Goucher 45 times, killing him in a premeditated attack and burying his body under snow in the Pocono woods.21
Guy 1: wow from reading that. juggalos are fucking fags

Guy 2: haha agreed stupid posers
by taishwan March 20, 2009
 
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An overlydependent fuckhead that worships a band that tells them to fuck farm animals.
Holy shit look at that nasty ass Juggalo.
by Sarahsyn=) June 29, 2009