A Juggalo is the guy that nobody knows. Nobody understands them, so therfour, they hate them. A Juggalo gets fucked with their whole life, and our found working hard for everything they have, because they are unwanted and unrespected. The only thing they have in the end, is their Juggalo Family. They know when things get tough they have their juggalo family to fall back on.

A Juggalo does not care about all the latest trends, all the high-school labels, all the drama, because a Juggalo is born different from the sheep that pretend to be exactly like everyone else. Therfour, anyone saying "Yo dawg, I's be down wit da mufa fuckin clowns, yo" and is sporting every single hatchet ware product and listins to just ICP, is not a Juggalo.

Because Juggalos are misunderstood, and hard to define, they are continually ridiculed. Often stereotyped as white trash, thugs, or stupid. First of all, stereotyping is stupid. I could call all haters stupid because the hate us because they don't understand us, but I don't, because I know some haters have resonable reasons to hate us, no wait, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HATE.

Juggalos are againts all hate. Just like in ICP's lyrics, we are againts all racists, stereotyping, and haters. Because a juggalo is smart enough to know all of these things are useless to society.

And for the record, in my excpierence with juggalos, many of them have ICP as the're 3rd or 4th favorite band. Twiztid, Tech N9ne and ABK mostly being in front. So no, not ALL Juggalos listen (Or worship as some people put it) ICP

Example of a juggahater, My responces are in parentheses

Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care (Wow, you care) These people are outcasts because they want to be (Fact is, any normal person would not want to be accosiated with us. We're clowns remember? Juggalos arn't created because they want to be, were created by listening to any Psy's artist and going, "Wow, that really sounds just like me"), my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass (fashionable... to be a clown?). They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them (So your defining every single juggalo in the would now? You do relize that is 3-7 million people right?). Pick any Juggalo website and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world (Not true. As a matter of fact, I've had hardcore kids wering "Juggalo holocaust" T-Shirts and saying that we are filth. Not all hardcore kids are little nazis, I would NEVER say that because I am not stereotypical), every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" (I have NEVER heard that. I am a juggalo, and as a group, I have never heard of ANYTHING as ridiculas as that. Another Stereotype not true) As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ it would explain an awful lot. (No it wouldn't)
by Spikesy July 10, 2006
Drug loving, illiterate trashers who listen and are devoted to a lame ass wannabe rap group known as Insane Clown Posse (ICP for short), these people are extremely annoying at concerts and are usually to inept to even know whats going on in the world around them.
Signs that you're around a Juggalo:
1: the air stinks like a wet dog
2: smoke is usually rising from an unknown location
3: annoying wiggerness can be detected
4: stupid wannabe inner city language is usually used (dat, yo, homies, etc.)
5: Usually wearing worn down ICP clothing, with pants down to their knees.
Man 1: whats that awful smell?

Man 2: I think it's one of those annoying juggalos

Juggalo: yo why you gotta be hatin on my homies lyke dat? (drunken slurred pronunciation used here)

by SXEinSLC August 11, 2008
A group of people who listen to "artists" signed to psychopathic records. They claim to be all about love, but they are rarely seen acting upon these claims. The larger majority of these individuals are, in fact, just as bigoted and "sheepish" as the people they claim to despise. Although I do support the idea of people following their own paths, most men/women who claim to be of said sub-culture account for little, if any, real contribution to society.
Some quotes from self-proclaimed juggalos on this site:

you can go suck your mom's dick.

2 and 3 suck my nuts
don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!

Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!

it's that simple now go FUCK OFF!
All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick

all the muthafuckaz who made fun of juggalos fuck your mom and your dad with 7 dicks biaaaatchs fuck you fuck you bitchs gonad ass hole faces

Point proven.
by Bob Aeric Leekerson March 15, 2008
Fag posers that like to wear makeup and talk a lot of shit but never back it up
Behind the club Eminem pistol whipped a juggalo fag and the bitch and his "Homies" ran like hell.
by Juggalo Hater May 22, 2008
A male prostitute.
I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
Wanna go chill with some juggalos homies?
by JUGGALOHOMIE4EVA May 31, 2009
Fans of the band "Insane Clown Posse". Many of these people believe that their life sucks, and that everyone who thinks ICP sucks are bigots, rich, or white. While I am white, please note that I am just a skinny white kid from a lower-middle class suburb, and am in no way rich or bigoted. Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, most of them are just out for attention, and believe that "Juggalo-ism" (I made it up, so what?) is a legitimate life-style, when it's actually just being an emo, whiny, bitchy, attention-craving douche while wearing clown make-up. They also like Faygo, because their gods, ICP, tell them to, and because they're complete and utter tools.
Juggalo: Yo' dawg ICP fo' lyfe, homiegeedoghomeskillet fooooooooooo'.

Me: Eh, I don't like 'em too much.


Me: Aren't you white, too, dumbass?
by Demin April 01, 2009
An often marginalized youth identifying with the music, values, and propaganda of a musical group called the Insane Clown Posse.
Man 1: My son is going through a phase.

Man 2: Oh?

Man 1: Yeah, he likes this rap group called The Insane Clown Posse. He listens to their music at high volumes, wears their t-shirts which have logos of human silhouettes running with hachets or sinister clown faces, refers to himself as a 'juggalo', speaks of strange dogmas, and insists on buying a sort of pop called 'faygo'.

Man 2: Hmm, that's weird.
by giggles78 March 21, 2010
Imbecile who accepts the message of the 'Dark Carnival', a Christian metaphor that absolutely opposes the drug-addled, sex-infused lifestyle most self-styled 'Juggalos' lead. Have probably not moved on to better 'shock rock' or glam acts that actually have a relevant message (i.e. David Bowie, Marilyn Manson). Tend to be the lowest rungs on the social ladder, and often laud their 'family' for want of a real family to comfort them. Are paradoxical in their dedication to wearing 'gawthic' clothing while listening to watered-down gangsta rap. Utter and absolute hypocrites of the lowest order.
Dude 1: Did you see that moron in the Tripp pants?
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a juggalo.
by Benjamin Ingram June 09, 2007

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