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First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don't recognize the intelligence behind the music. It is satire. Their intention is to influence people to free their minds (the most beautiful thing in the world to experience, recipe for wisdom = weed and music). We are anti-predjudice(sexism, racism,etc.) We know that karma is real and don't see life in black and white, but with more colors than a gay pride parade.
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years.
Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past.
If you're a real juggalo, then love and understanding flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and you know it homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit.
Our philosophy is the golden rule with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all human beings as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the psychopathic family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul.
True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music.
Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and independent and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?"
Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are optimistic people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love.
Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.

And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. What the fuck is that?
I will always be a Juggalo; from here, to the wagon, to Shangri-La, bitch What!?!

by Weed and Music April 28, 2006
 
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Juggalo (noun)- (female term Juggallette)an individual, known as such because of the music he/she listens to, this music comes in the form of Psychopathic Records usually starting with the infamous Insane Clown Posse and then migrating outward to other Psychopathic Record's Artists, Juggalos tend to group together and connect in ways others can't, some of this connection has something to do with throwing Faygo Brand Soda at each other, they affectingly refer to each other as family and treat each other in the same way. Juggalos often paint their faces like Insane Clown Posse or maybe even develop their own style. A real Juggalo doesn't care what you look like, who you fuck, or even what other music you listen to, as long as your down with the clown 'till your dead in the ground they will show you love.

However there are fake Juggalos out there who have no clue what being a Juggalo is all about watch out for them, they are often referred to as Juffaloes.
Juggalo 1: Hey whats up homie!

Juggalo 2: Not much man just chillin with this Juggallette

Juggallette 2: Want a Faygo?

Juggalo 1: Sure

Juffalo: Hey whats up muthafukews, you got that Faygo up in dis bitch, I just started listening to ICP last night I have all their albums already, how about you guys.

Juggalos together: you ain't a Juggalo get the fuck out of here and comeback when you know what it means to be one.
by Phoenix1012 February 28, 2010
 
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A JuGgAlO is a down ass mafucko- an underground family so to speak. They are looked at as menace to society- but really shouldnt be~ their ppl like u n me.. its just that juggalos have a wider horizon of thinking and expression.. when looked down on by society and u have no one to turn to- turn on some W-I-C-K-I-D shit by ICP or TWIZTID and see if that crazy ass muzik dont make u feel better? And there is so much more.. just listen and if u get it u get it, if not then stop hatin! FTFO!!!! Juggalos are the only people who can walk down the street n see someone reppin some JRB shit n walk up n say whats up without lookin weird! Cuz they got it like dat- they all show eachother madd love n help when they can! A juggalo can identify a fellow juggalo by the hatchet man chain or clothing- or a simple "WHOOP WHOOP". A real juggalo/ette hates when someone claims to be down with tha clown- just to fit in.. U aint gotta front- they accept all!!! And if u like the muzik a lil.. keep listenin- u will soon love it n become a down ass NinJa!!
Think of how bikers run n ride with eachother- if u fuck with one u fuck with all.. basically, u dont fuck with them.. so dont fuck with a juggalo!
WHOOP WHOOP, MAJIK MAJIK NINJAZ WHAT??
by Juicygirl_2009 February 04, 2010
 
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a person made by society marked with the hatchet as you will.
always ready to fight but prefers the silence of the underground. a juggalo canbe rich or poor they live all around the globe. most people become juggalo after listning to psychopathic tunes created by psychopathic records. but this is not always so, some people are juggalo not even knowing they are because of the way they think, act, feel etc.
juggalo's and juggalettes(female version) call each other family bacause of the love they got for each other that love runs so deep they would kill for each other.
the police arested you.

a friend would look you up in jail.

a juggalo would be there right next to you telling you that this is fun.
by heglitz September 12, 2009
 
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okay first things first, I am a juggalo. i listen to psychopathic records. but dont get it fucked up, i also listen to popular mainstream rock music, and hip- hop. the definition of a juggalo isnt someone who ONLY listen to ICP and follows them with blind devotion and a slavelike mentality. we are people, human- beings who feel cast out from mainstream society. we are the product of a nation that focuses too much on money and power. we found the love and support that we needed in the Family. hell, i know juggalo's who couldn't spit an ICP song if there lives depended on it. being a juggalo is not purely about the music. yes, psychopathic records, created the term and laid down the example for us to follow, but each of us has our own way of expressing Clown Love. there are juggalo's in every branch of society, every group, club, and clique. we are everywhere, worldwide. you know why? cuz this shit is real. what other explanation is there? that millions of people around the world ALL ar idiot followers? just mindless masses that cant think for themselves. no. juggalos do think for themselves. we preach unity, not uniformity. its the uniqueness of each juggalo that gives us our strength. we are NOT A GANG. we are a subculture, a society beneath society. a fellowship of brotherly love and support that is represented so clearly in our music, if you choose to hear it. yeah, i belive in the dark carnival. it's god. not "a" god, but "the" god, the one that millions and ,millions of christians praise every sunday morning. he just manifest himself diferently to me and my homies. oh...one last thing...fuck the JH.
peace,
Noxious
by Juggalo Noxious April 03, 2009
 
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All you idiots out there that think juggalos are uneducated are full of horse crap.. I have a bachelor degree in computer networking and security and am going for CIT degree next. I'llbe making over 70k a year and what ya think of that biotchs!! stupid fags shouldnt hate the clowns for speaking truth in their musicabout today problems. You should hate your self for being morons! The clowns are preachers of truth and if you actually ever listened to their music and really paid attention then you'd realize and understand and actually maybe respect them for being so bold and not afraid to speak truth in the world made up of lies!
what a real juggalo is
by DMjuggalo May 19, 2010
 
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ME, ima mutha fuckin juggalo! and i love the hate being spread here! give me some thumbs downs , because im glad to know we get under your skin enough to make you read this and hate on us!!!! Woot mutha fuckin Woot! go put on some eminem, since he was a juggalo at one point in his life!!!!
these nuts are a good example.

What is a juggalo? a dead body, well he aint really dead but he aint like anyone you ever met before! he'll eat monpoly and shit out connect 4!
by ScruffytheJuggalo April 18, 2010
 
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People who love underground music, especially Psychopathic Records. A Juggalo is anyone who seeks out a family who always respect each other and are family no matter where you live. The creators of this word and thought are ICP or Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid. The whole clown thing is because were already strange might as well look it, and live life happily like clowns. People who don't like us or the music don't hate just because you don't understand us. Whoop Whoop!
by FunkyFreshColumbus March 22, 2010