A gay ass kid who feels the constant need for attention, and listens to crappy music like ICP.
They pitty themselves more than anyone should, and constantly whine about how much life's screwed them over. Fuck them! Life screws everyone over. The rest of us just tough it up and don't act like fuckin babies about it.
Plus most try to act all ghetto... when they don't even know what the fuckin ghetto is really like.
GayAssJuggalo: YO MI HOMIE WURD UP! IM DOOOOWN WIT DA CLOWN ND DAT MAKES ME KEWLLLL!!1!!!!! BUT DIG THIS, MAMMA DUNT LUV ME AND PAPA SUCKS BALLS!!!! BUT I'M DOWN WIT DA CLOWN AND EVERYTHING IZ GUD CUZ ALL MY GAY ASS JUGGALO BROTHERZ WILL FUCK ME IN DA BUTT!!!!! CUZ WEEEEER DOWN WIT DA CLOWN!!!1
by Ibanez April 11, 2005
WIGGERS who dress up as clowns.
awwwww, a Juggalo/Juggalette!!! how cute!

yo yo yo yo yo i'm DOWN WITH THE CLOWN (smh)
by rodriguez August 30, 2005
An overweight teenager who worship middle age men that dress like clowns.
They hold monthly conventions where they have homosexual sex with other Juggalos.They are the most hated group of people to exist besides terrorist.
Juggalo:Sup,homie? Wanna go to da Twizted concert and smoke da wiked shizznit and get psychopatic on all dos hawt bitchez that be there?

Sane Person:You're gay.
by Spanky Ham May 27, 2005
Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.
wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!
by CAPTAIN March 07, 2005
Morons who think clowns rapping are cool. They're complete and utter rejects and dey typez lyk dis. They listen to I see pee (icp) and usually talk about violent shit over the internet with no intention of coming through with it.
How to spot one:
1)im down wit da clown
2) they lack literacy
3)They always use the color black
by Jewsus christ August 19, 2005
Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact. More exciting facts to come, but now, some background information.

The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.

Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.

Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.

The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?

Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).

Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.

To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
Hey, you going fox hunting today tom?

No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.

So why are you in your hunting gear?

I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.
by bastardo_bill April 11, 2005
a bunch of underdeveloped little homos who take pride in "individuality" while at the same time taking pride in drinking the same kind of soda, wearing the same kind of shoes, using the same slang, and listening to the same bands. also talk tough but never have anything to show for it. a bunch of sissies who were either molested by their uncles or beaten by their stepdads. oh yeah, plus horrible "music."
juggalos = gayblades.
by broseph April 16, 2005

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