2. Claim to "not give a fuck what anyone thinks" but are most often seem online telling "haters" to "shut the fuck up and die".
3. Find the imagery of hatchet murders, rape, cannibalism, misogyny and necrophilia to be acceptable and enjoyable but, racism is a no-no.
4. More often than not, prejudge just as many people, if not more, than those they hate.
5. Claim that "haters" have only heard one or two songs. However, having listened to their first four albums in their entirety repeatedly, I can safely say that one song is pretty much indicative of the rest.
6. Consist of a 9-1 ratio of angry, violent, desperate for attention kids suckered by a lowest common denominator gimmick to adults with immature and violent taste who also buy into said gimmick. All believe that the title they give themselves (and subsequent ICP love)is enough to consider a complete stranger "family".
7. Ignorant to the blatant hypocrisy of using a popular label to claim individuality.
8. Think that insanity is even remotely cool, while displaying an absolute lack of actual knowledge on the horror of mental illness that shows just how immature and ignorant they are.
9. There's at least one known murderer among them and many still praise him for attacking gays with a hatchet and killing a cop and his own girlfriend before being gunned down.
My definition of a juggalo/juggalette...simple, reguardless of what all of you think, its about love, a bond that we all have that NOONE can ever fuck with or even begin to comprehend. You're right, we dont give a fuck, because why would we care about the opinions of people who can't possibly fathom the love and family values we have.
Faith, we are taught that in our music, its made for us to understand, not you, you listen to the bad because thats what you want to hear. Fights at shows, soooo...there are fights at all kids of shows not just ours, every family has its problems, life is full of confrontation, don't act like you are better than us.
I dont hate on people who arent down, i only hate when hated upon first. We are not all fat, but who gives a shit if we were, we love ourselves the way we are, we accept others the way they are, and love them for it.
We are not all poor, but again who cares, we embrace the simple things, and reguardless, faygo just tastes fucking good! If you dont like our music dont listen, if you dont like our lifestyle, dont pay attention and if you dont like us, leave us alone, individuality is not a crime. Love is not a crime. Family values are not a crime. But closed mindedness should be. I am not an uneducated fat piece of shit, i am a sister, a mother, a friend, that belongs to the biggest and best family in the world. and i always will.
WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US!
EXAMPLES OF OUR MEANING TO EACHOTHER FROM SONGS....
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"
Uh huh, we unreal
Just like a seven dollar bill
Voice my opinion regardless on how you feel
It ain't about being rich
It's about juggalos and runnin' with lunatics
As long as y'all rock this we won't quit
We do it all for y'all, I mean that shit
Everyone of y'all means everything to me
We breathe for y'all, that's why we call it the family
THERES ALOT MORE, NOW READ THIS HATERS....
PART OF- THY UNVEILNG-ICP
Now we have been told this carnival shit has touched many lives.
People have fuckin` sworn to us they too can feel it inside.
What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?
We`ve been waiting six fuckin` joker cards to finally tell you.
This messengers and hints were there, all though most never picked up on them.
We snuck em` in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.
We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card.
The bottom line always the same, you ain't have to look hard.
We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get with it and dig we don't preach it flat out, cause some ninjas don`t wanna get with ya, they quick to forget ya without the hatchet and gat out.
So we rose the hatchet, do or die, now Juggalos standing tall, after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all. It ain't got nothing to do with us, It ain't Psychopathic Records!
All we`re doing is pointing this shit out to you, we in this together! Who`s behind the Dark Carnival, the Gatherings and the hatchet? Who`s beind Dark Lotus, the circus and everybody at it?
Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalette and fucking Faygo showers? What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit, who`s behind these Juggalo powers?
This ain`t no fucking fan club, It ain't about making a buck. Don`t buy our fucking action figures bitch, i don't give a fuck. It ain't About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or seventeen.
When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean? Truth is we follow GOD, we`ve always been behind him, The Carnival is God and may all Juggalos find him!
"mass murder makes me happy dead bodies make me hapy untill eternity ill always have juggalo family!!!!"
Juggaloism Is About Family. If A Lette Goes To A Lo And Asks For Help You Can Bet Your Bottom Dollar That Lo Will Help. We Stick To Our Family. And Fuck All The Rest.
And Its A Religion. A Way Of Life. A Way Of Thinking. A Way Of Just Holding Yourself Whenever Shit HAppens To You. I'm Not Saying We Dont Get Depressed. I'm SAying No Matter What We Are Dealing With Its Not As Bad Knowing That You Have Family There To Help You.
Juggalos/Lettes Can Be Any Stereotype (i.g. Goth, Punk, Skater, Emo, Gangster, MetalHead, Jock, Prep, Slut, Etc).
We Can Be Any Age (i.g From 1-1000 For all I Care)
We Can Listen To Whatever We Want To (From Christian Gospel To Satanic Ritualistic Chants)
Man We Are Whatever We Are Into. And You Can Only Understnad What I TRUELY Mean If You Are One Of The Family.
Juggalette: *runs Crying To The Lo*
Juggalo: Whats Wrong Ninjette?
Juggalette: *Tells Him Her Story*
Juggalo: Well What Do You Want Me To Do I'm Always Here To Help
Juggalette: Just Help Get Through This
Juggalo: Not A Problem Why Dont You Come Over And Sit And Calm Down?
Juggalette: Alright, Thanx
(yea may not be the best example but its a personal so I put it. Thats about it for the Juggalo/Juggalette as far as I can tell. Peace)
May God Bless The Juggalo/Juggalette Family<3