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1. A self applied label used by a large group of people with similar interests...used to describe their individuality, while fanboying over Insane Clown Posse. (Yes. It is about ICP because ICP invented the term and ICP fans are the only ones who fucking use it.) You think Rammstein fans call themselves the "The Kiss Army"?

2. Claim to "not give a fuck what anyone thinks" but are most often seem online telling "haters" to "shut the fuck up and die".

3. Find the imagery of hatchet murders, rape, cannibalism, misogyny and necrophilia to be acceptable and enjoyable but, racism is a no-no.

4. More often than not, prejudge just as many people, if not more, than those they hate.

5. Claim that "haters" have only heard one or two songs. However, having listened to their first four albums in their entirety repeatedly, I can safely say that one song is pretty much indicative of the rest.

6. Consist of a 9-1 ratio of angry, violent, desperate for attention kids suckered by a lowest common denominator gimmick to adults with immature and violent taste who also buy into said gimmick. All believe that the title they give themselves (and subsequent ICP love)is enough to consider a complete stranger "family".

7. Ignorant to the blatant hypocrisy of using a popular label to claim individuality.

8. Think that insanity is even remotely cool, while displaying an absolute lack of actual knowledge on the horror of mental illness that shows just how immature and ignorant they are.

9. There's at least one known murderer among them and many still praise him for attacking gays with a hatchet and killing a cop and his own girlfriend before being gunned down.
I'm a juggalo/juggalette and juggalos is a family and we just don't give a fuck what you say....I mean we care enough to yell... and we care enough to threaten...and make up imaginary hatchet attacks, we even care to spam every website that even implies ICP is talentless, but other than those things.....we don't give a fuck!
Right.
by FlowersInMidgar October 26, 2006

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Alright, I just want to clear a few things up a little bit for you ignorant haters.

Check your facts, icp is not racist, satanic, or rednecks. If you actually pay attention to what they say, you would know that they are not, and all that, is actually stuff they hate.

Not all juggalos drink, smoke, are overweight, or are any other of the ignorant stereotypes we have to put up with, And we definitely don't try to be black, or any race other than what we are, and we aren't posers, Juggalos have accepted and take pride in who we are. We don't always bitch about bein screwed over by life, when we get screwed over, we just accept it and make the best of it. We don't worship icp, or the rest of the psychopathic artists as some of you assholes claim. We don't gang up on people in fights, and we are not just mere fans, we are a family bound together by the music we listen to, and our similarity in likes and dislikes, it's hard to explain really. We can listen to ANY music we want to, being a Juggalo is not about the music, it's about the way of life.

Now, everyone has their own reasons for hatin us, as so rightfully stated by Madrox in the song Different, but, for those of you that hate us because we listen to icp, reflect on that statement for a moment, and you'll realize how stupid it is to hate someone because of the music they listen to.

I have one last thing to say:
MCL, juggalo fam.
The haters obviously know nothing of our lifestyle, yet they talk like they know all about it.
by down4life June 30, 2005

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A fan of ICP. All are male because females are juggalettes. They are typically fat, and have acne. They wear clown makeup around all day, whether it be in public or at home. They are very loyal to ICP, they take insults left and right for loving what is probably the worst band in history, and they usually yell about killing people who hate ICP. They "follow the hatchet" which is an ICP term. They are generally whiggers, and they all drink, or say they drink, Faygo.
Me: ICP is worthless.
Juggalo: i kill u bitch.
Me: Okay. Do it then.
Juggalo: bitch u aint werth it. we swing r hatchets hi.
Me: Oh..
by StemAndFaggot August 07, 2005

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a crazy mutha who don't die till he/she gets what they want
we is down wit da clown 4 life
(juggalo-male/juggalette/female)

MMFCL
that mutha just won't die. there's no doubt he's a juggalo
by i kill people March 11, 2005

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Person whos down with tha clown, listens to all/most groups with psycopathic records.
ex: twiztid, ICP (Insane Clown Posse), monoxide, blaze, esham, Dark lotus, Anybody killa..etc.

Juggalo being a male
Juggalette being a female
Yo man that lil fucka's a straight up juggalo!

"We dont never die alone. Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and everone of us"
by Sock December 11, 2004

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1st of fucking all juggalo/juggalettes are not queer or whatever the fuck you think they are!! Just bescause we listen to ICP don't mean shit!! It's a way of life and you wouldn't understand it because you aint a real one!!! Honestly you know nothing about us and plus not all of us are overweight because I'm not and you can think thats all you want BITCH'S!!!
I'M DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TIL I'M DEAD IN THE GROUND!!!
by ChRiStInA P. July 13, 2005

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one who is at terms with himself and knows his role in life weather it is big or small and doesnt care, a juggalo is one who is a part of a group while still being a complete outcast.
if they're either black, white, asian, spanish, native american or of other ethnicity, they're tall, short, fat and skinny.
they can be prep, goth, ganster, nerd, jock, slutty....you could be forty and a harvard grad and still be a juggalo, a juggalo is the defected perfect everyone searches for.
son:is that a juggalo daddy?
dad:i dont know son, they're hard to spot.
son:why?
dad:they come in all different types son, even your mom is a juggalo.
son:can i be one too daddy?
dad:of course you can son
by biker_187 June 22, 2005

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juggalos are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world...

being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down...

everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in icp's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash"... but icp's music is laden with messages you bitches never stop to hear... the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could never be juggalos anyways...

juggalos are opposed to bigotry and domestic violence... we see the world from a much different angle... and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types and prejudices... juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and races... and still we are not like you... we look different, we talk different, and we act different... we have no need to impress...

you put on your fake smile and your fancy suit... you go to work and lick your boss' ass crack... and make small talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same breath... and you go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them with the lips you been sucking on your assistant's tits with... and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world...

juggalos live in the real world... we say what we mean and we mean what we say... we don't front for anyone... and you will never change us...

but of course... to fully understand what a juggalo is... you must truly be one...
I'll be a juggalo 'til my very last breath.
by killette March 31, 2005

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