A jugalette, as you may already know, is a female that's down with the clown. Juggalettes listen to groups such as Insane Clown Posse
, Blaze ya dead homie
, Psychopathic Rydas
, Dark Lotus
, and Boondox
. All of these groups are on the record label known as Psychopathic Records
. juggalettes will honor and take pride in their juggalo/juggalette family and won't take shit from anybody about it. There are a few things that need to be accomplished before you are officially dubbed as a juggalette though...1) You've had a Faygo
shower. 2)you've been to an ICP
concert. 3) your not afraid to stand up for your homies. 4)your down with the clown. But if some of these don't apply to you, don't worry, you can still be down with the clown. Juggalettes aren't preppy or stuck up. They aren't sluts either!! But if you fuck with a juggalette, your gonna get your ass kicked!!
juggalo-are you down with the clown?
juggalette- 'til i'm dead in the ground.
A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded teenage girl who has zero friends other than fellow Clown Syndrome patients and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They come from a usually poor background (reason why they pretend to be tough) most of which becoming pregnant by the time they are 17 after drinking faygo and pretending to be drunk. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability, usually their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.
Normal person: Wow, look another ICP fan.
Normal person 2: Yeah, wait thats a "juggalette".
Juggalette: iz iz down wit da clownz
Normal person: What the fuck is that stench??
Normal person 2: THATS SWAMP CROTCH.. NOOOO!.
Information from ED.COM
The definition is not what any ICP loving fool thinks it is, it doesn't have anything to do with being "down with the clown" or being a retard with face paint.
The meaning of juggalette is a female who can hear and speak to ghosts. It is associated with The Magician in Tarot, who is sometimes called the Juggler. It's also known as being clairvoyant.
ICP did -not- invent or come up with the word in any way.
Because she could speak to ghosts, she was known as a juggalette.
An American white trash female who suffers from loose virtues, dellusions of: grandure, toughness, self worth and intelligence. Common practices include: the dawning of rediculous clown makeup, having sex with any and all males who go by the title Juggalo, making online videos in which they threaten bodily harm against men they do not know with no intention of acting upon these idol fantasies. Silly and embarrasing though they may be, they are perhaps more than anything else, symbols of middle class white America's loss of identity and principle.
That Juggalette made a 15 minute video of herself smoking cigarettes and singing along to an Insane Clown Posse song. It was perhaps her life's greatest singular accomplishment.
A female juggler, who has escaped from the circus she was performing at, and is now on the run. Usually accompanied by an elephant and escaped zoo monkey. Often named katie or emily, and always unbelievably perfect. Dont mess with this juggler because they are always equally good at flame throwing.
Guy 1: "Did you see that building just burst into flames??"
Guy 2: " Dude I did. Someone must have messed with a juggalette."
It's basically a cult for distraught teenagers with parents who absolutely suck. It is something else that has been created to make kids that have no guidance feel like they belong to something.
You don't see many national honor society members claiming to be down with the clown. Not saying they are all dumb but damn could put that energy toward something good rather than some nasty, dirty, fat, group. That band doesn't care about you at all. As long as you are paying to see their concerts and buying their CDs.
A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.
Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?
Juggalette's are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they're pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like "sh*t"
"Hey man, there's those skanky juggalette chicks. I'm going to try to do her tonight."
"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."
"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."