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A small guy with a surprisingly huge schlong, or a nickname for anyone with an exceptionally large penis.
I was never interested in Roger until I heard he's a total judd.

Getting schlanked by Judd is often fatal.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
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The surname Judd is an English derivation of the Hebrew name Judah the 4th son of Jacob. It is also linked to Jude the writer of the Epistle of Jude and brother of James. Sir Andrew Judd was the Lord Mayor of London around 1550.
Judah,Jude,Judde,Judd. Sir Andrew Judd, alderman and lord mayor of London in 1551-8, was buried at the church of St. Helen's in Bishopsgate Ward, London. Sir Andrew had his house near Leadenhall Street in Broad Street Ward.
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judd is a nice guy who is under aprishiated and is great bf. so if you have a judd hold on to him
girl one: hey do you know him?
girl two: i think his name is judd.
girl one: he must be a great bf. his gf is soooo lucky
girl three: back off he's mine
by paigie bear March 13, 2017
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The sound a chair makes when it falls off a wall.
The chair hit the ground with a large judd.

*Judd* 'I guess the chair just fell off the wall.'
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Verb; Judding is the act of guaranteeing a prediction to come true, but then failing to accomplish whatever it is that you guaranteed.
Guy 1: I'm going to score a goal right here.
*Doesn't score goal*
Guy 2: Way to Judd that gay boy.
by PepsiMan July 24, 2012
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When a mans foreskin is welded to his helmet due to inadequate hygiene
Ben Cousins has the judd due to chronic masterbation and an allergy to soap.
by Mack P Silk September 19, 2007
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To achieve "Skeetment" or ejcaluation on a sleeping individuals face.

or Dduj; to be asleep and dream of to achieve "skeetment" or ejaculate on an individuals face.
Dude, my wife wouldn't give it up last night so I judded on her face when she fell asleep.
by meowzas October 19, 2009
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