The state of a given situation immediately prior to its becomming a clusterfuck, fuckeree, or double sided charlie fucking foxtrot with cherries on top. Sheer irreversable badness that hasn't fully manifested yet. To be differentiated from merely 'fucked up' by the foreknowlege of those involved of impending extreamly serious and resounding consequences, be they physical, mental, or in any way related to your girlfriend.
Whaddya mean 1500 dollars!? The car's not even worth that! What's the name of this godforsaken town anyway, jubanubbaville?