The popular third world game whereby a stick is used to push a tyre or hoop around the shanty town or dump. Variations include head to head jub jub, where players race at breakneck speed around the mud hut or red cross aid wagon. The sport came under the media spotlight in 1989 when the first ever "no holds barred" contest ended in disaster for players Winston and Easter Djemba Djemba, Brother and sister tag team from Brixton, collided at more than 200km/h in the well known "chicken" situation. Another common variation is where jub jub is played on a minefield, although this practice is neither condoned or endorsed by the Jub jub international sports society (JISS). Jub jub was played by Jesus of Nazareth in around 12AD. It is not good practice for players to be buggered stupid by members of the Pagans or Goths, or indeed any other confused anarchic perverted wierdheads.
"Hey, come play jub jub, Mandela."
by King Phallus February 16, 2004
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Phonetic form of "kiss kiss" in Thai.
It's time for me to go now. Take care. Jub jub!
by The Maz March 28, 2009
Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".
by lawnmowerman January 06, 2005
Conan O'brien's meaningless punchline
"Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT'S A JUB JUB!
by mcv3igh October 30, 2007
n., v., 1. Anything Jubalicious.

2. Anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat.
3. To act in any of the above ways.
"Sweetheart.... I love you Jub-Jub." "Aw look at that fat Jub-Jub." "Can you get me some candy Jub-Jubs?" "Check out the cat! She's just Jubbin'"
by jub.jub October 10, 2009
A funny word that Conan O'Brien has been trying to get into primetime shows for years in order to make him feel like he has "had some presence in television".
"It's going, it's going, it's gone - it's a JubJub!"

"... JubJub...."
by modenadude October 31, 2007
A person who walks close to you and sucks down your good air with there nonsense or just a complete moron.
Jorge: Dude, I was working today and this girl was trying to talk to me!

Jeremy: Oh my God dude, I CAN'T believe she was being such a Jub Jub to you. The nerve of people now a days.

Steve: Why is Kieth pouring milk down grandma's stoma?

Holly: Because his brain has been completely jub jubbed to the point of no return.
by Dig'Em Sixstringslave November 08, 2009
a hot new catch phrase of nebulous meaning, popularized by Conan O'Brien
Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, Red Sox down by 3....Ortiz swings at the 3-2 looks like a long one...going back, back, back towards the Green Monster....YES, it's a jubjub!!!

Did you hear Charles Barkley talking about jubjubs during the game last night?
by kelty October 29, 2007
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