Top Definition
A faggot homosexual that lies about shit and looks like a kid with downs syndrome and thinks hes the coolest shit when everyone else hates him. Kids on the black make fun of him in his face and this "jpussy" thinks they are kidding around. The "jpussy" also looks like a transexual female with a twist of Chris Crocker.

jpussys go nowhere in life and have no real friends except for an emo kid.

jpussys usually wear bandannas and sport the whole scene kid apparel and try to play it off like they aren't trying to go for that look.

His moves in the mosh pit are called, sliciging and dicing, which has to do with swinging your hands in the air with flat palms and doing motions of the spirit fingers from bring it on, or it looks like you're reaching for the stars. He also does the occasional windmill and stops in the middle of the pit and just stands there. His windmills look like an out of control platapus if it had windmills for arms.

calling someone a "jpussy" is considered to be one of the greatest insults.
Gary: HEY MAN! DID YOU SEE THAT JPUSSY IN THE MOSH PIT?
Mark: YEAH HE GOT THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM. WHAT A MONGOLOID.

guy 1: whoa jpussy looks like a fetus.
guy 2: no way man i think the dude looks like a naked mole rat.
guy 3: is that shit a girl or a boy?
guy 2: idk man it looks like both to me.
by bringtheruckus August 27, 2008

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