J.P.S. noun; abbreviation for Just Plain Shit, a shorthand
way of indicating things are not going well, particularly in an environment where being too blunt might be hazardous to ones employment or perhaps a significant relationship
We looked at the blueprints, then remeasured the proscenium, and we all agreed that the architect's rendering was J.P.S.
by Mark W. Schlemmer January 12, 2006
jps
An acronym for 'John Player Special', a brand of cigarette marketed by Imperial Tobacco LLC (Imperial Brands Ltd. in Canada). The John Player Special brand is well known for its less chemical, yet more bold taste than many blends available on the mianstream market. The signature elegant gold lettering on black packaging has earned the blend the nick name 'The Black Death'. Though Imperial Tobacco has released at least red and white renditions of the package (the latter of which was at one point the subject of a massive advertising spree in the UK), the most popular blend and type remains the International Blend, King Size Black (as opposed to American Blend).
JPS is often (whether true or not) cited as the most potentially health-damaging non-american blend allowed for sale by Health Canada
by Karma April 05, 2005
jps
Jean-Paul Sartre, the famous existentialist philosopher and author of Being and Nothingness, as referred to by people who are tired of trying to pronounce his last name.
1: Is it pronounced "Sart-ruh" or just "Sart"?
2: Huh?
1: You know, the philosopher . . .

2: Oh, you mean JPS?
by sishu7 April 04, 2011
JPS
A Jamaican slang for "how come?"
Boy: I'm not gonna be able to go clubbin' with y'all tonight.
Girl: JPS?
by swmfrddy December 21, 2012
Stands for "Jiggly Pig Slut", typically a teenage caucasian female who is slightly overweight, sporting tight, revealing clothing that squeezes out the fat from the top of her jeans.
"Look how defiantly that J.P.S. is chewing her gum"
by James LaSalle July 09, 2005
jps
Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).
WOW Pherks JPS is 4!
by afextz September 30, 2004
JPS
Acronym for "Justine P. Saying" which has become a cutesy term for "Just Saying"
Lisa A: That book is pure trash. Just saying.
Lisa B: That book is pure trash. Justine P. Saying
Lisa C: That book is pure trash. JPS
by hardwiredforfun July 13, 2012
JPS
Acronym in spanish for 'together forever'
'juntos por siempre'
Her: Iloveyou baby
Him: iloveyou too babe
Her: Jps?
Him: Yes babee forever
by gigilove November 10, 2011

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