jpham

jeremy pham, the initiator of the great wellesley flame-war of 2009 and consequent misogyny. Did not get any ass that semester. Slang: jpham. Now synonymous with "to fuck up"

1: You are all a bunch of whores, undeserving of the education and opportunities you have received
2: Dude! don't go pulling a jpham, they'll tear you a new one!
1: Nah, I'll just sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.

jpham by citizenkro November 22, 2009

JPhanta 

Type of person that does not believe in in-app purchases

Person 1: Uhhh I want to get dragon stones but it’s an in-app purchase
Person 2: Just buy it it’s only $0.99
Person 1: But I don’t like in-app purchases
Person 2: You’re such a JPhanta

JPhanta by SupaSayin04 January 24, 2019

Jhamir 

Jhamir is usually a chill and calm guy. He is a person who stands up for what's right. jhamir is usually a cute skinny guy. Jhamir is usually Charming and will steal your girl. He is a scholar and very intelligent
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That's a jhamir

I know a famous athlete named jhamir nelson

Jhamir by Drip_king December 26, 2018

Jahames 

A great way to piss off a person named James.

you: Hey Jahames
James: f*** off hoe

Jahames by _potatolover_ October 28, 2016

Jehamish 

A person who is a Jehovah's Witness, but is also Amish at the same time. The first case of a person of these qualifications was in 2016 of a boy who loves the video games Uncharted 4 and Battlefront on PlayStation.

See that Jehovah's Witness kid that looks Amish over there? He's actually a Jehamish.

Jehamish by Ohreeeaaalllyy May 13, 2016

Lebron Jahamez 

Pro basket ball player also likes to be filled with cream and water

Person 1: Hey I just got the new lebron jahamez do u want to cream in him
Person2: Yeah sure

Lebron Jahamez by Cool gay guy 73747364 August 30, 2021

The Lebrone Jahamez

When you have 69 affairs with 17 year old women who think you’re a rapper when in reality you are just a pedophile wanting to get slobbed on the knob.

Jon: Blow on my soup baby gurrrlllll
Mommy: Are you performing the Lebrone Jahamez

The Lebrone Jahamez by SteveHarvey7 October 20, 2022