Top Definition
a last name that has the inisde first name of josef, spelled nearly the same.
Girl: Heyyy...what's your name?

Guy: Uh Josef Jozefowicz.

Girl: Oh my god, that is so cool, what were your parents thinking when they named you that.

Guy: (Looking annoyed) Your about the millionth person to ask me that, how could i possibly know!

Girl: (Turns and walks away to her possy, whispering "Jozefowicz to all the other girls"

Guy: :(
by Josef Jozefowicz October 31, 2011

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