1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights
, each armed with a lance
and mounted on his noble destrier
, ride hellbent
at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.
2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.
A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis
Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.
"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"
"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
to give "head".... best if used on friends
"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."
"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"
"Joust or What?!?"
The only indisputable way to determine who's penis is larger. This is done by having the two men in question drop trousers, achieve full erections and walk slowly towards one another (slightly off-center). Whichever person's erection touches the other person first truely has a larger penis.
Mike and Eric were arguing about who's penis was bigger, so they had a joust to settle it once and for all.
or have sex with.
Dang that chick is hot I would like to joust her.
A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.
Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.