Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :]
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.
Girl 2: i know i am lucky to have him.
Girl2: He must be really mad!
Joshua: I love you more!
Joshua's Girlfriend: No, I love you more!
Spectator1: How long have they been at that?!
Spectator2: 45 minutes, but don't worry, Joshua always wins.