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3. joshed
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
1. Joshed
When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
2. joshed
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
4. Joshed
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
5. Joshed
i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.
"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"
6. Joshed
to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time
Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!
by Mr. Bagels May 4, 2005 add a video
7. joshed
British slang. Means cant be bothered.
Guy1: Comin out tonight man?

Guy: Naaah, can't be joshed.
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