A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.
Guy2: I know! Same here man!
Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.
"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"
to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time
Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!
British slang. Means cant be bothered.
Guy1: Comin out tonight man?
Guy: Naaah, can't be joshed.