#1:
telephone: rinnngg
Al: hi this is Al
Billy: hey Al do you wanna come over and sniff blow with me?
Al: no thanks im tired so i think im just gonna josesh it up and then go to sleep
Billy: aight but you have to snort it up next time
Al: cool, goodbye
Billy: bye
telephone: click

#2:
My josesh average went over three per day last Christmas break