(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
a camel cigarette.
josie- a short
Ski, Carter, and Tim smoke the most joses.
Save me a josie.
1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican
"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."
(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash
"I gotta go jose that customer's car."
"I josed that shit."
JOSE HAS A VERY BAD TEMPER, HE LOVES TO SCRUB YOUNG GIRLS BODIES. BITES TONGUE TO THE POINT WHERE ITS ABOUT TO BE CUT OFF WHEN HE REACHES HIS MAXIMUM BOILING POINT. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN UNDER THE CARE OF JOSE WHILE NOT PRESENT. IN A RELATIONSHIP HE DOES NOT WEAR THE PANTS & IS INTO WOMEN WHO WALK AROUND BARE NAKED.
JOSE IS USUALLY GAY
You use "Jose" instead of saying ho. Then the person yu say it to won't know and you can insult them without them knowing.
"God, Stacey, yu are such a Jose!!"
"What do you mean??"
a large-eared mammal usually of the human species that is extremely well trained for hoping fences and swimming long distances
Wow, look at Jose, he sure can jump!