When there is more than one Jose on the job.
Supervisor: I need Jose to operate the mill, and I need Jos B to operate the lathe.
Jizzed on Sight. Pronounced like nos. Usually used when an attractive female walk by.
Eric: Wow!, Deborah's boobs look bigger!! and her ass is a lot rounder!!
Marco: Yeah, I Jos'd when I passed by her earlier
a shorter way to say Dominican Republic (o La República Dominicana)
my boy José is from D.R.
When you give a much better looking man than yourself a rusty trombone and when he's about to blow his load, you let him blow it on your hair so that you can style it in a poofy gay version of wolverine.
I totally got Jos Loco'd by the head bouncer at my job and I thanked him for it!
The right idea at the right time.
Some qoutes I'd like to share (by that, I mean a pasted them from another site)
To do easily what is difficult for others is the mark of talent. To do what is impossible for talent is the mark of genius.more...
* Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same as what they most want to do.
* W. H. Auden
Since when was genius found respectable?
* Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
* Robertson Davies
Genius always finds itself a century too early.
* Ralph Waldo Emerson
In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.
* Ralph Waldo Emerson
Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
* F. Scott Fitzgerald
The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms. Very often it does not know what to do with genius.
* Oliver Wendell Holmes
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
* Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
* Abraham Lincoln
Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can.
* Owen Meredith
Better beware of notions like genius and inspiration; they are a sort of magic wand and should be used sparingly by anybody w...
1. a type of music combining elements of thrash, electro and crunk; punxchy.
(Pee You N X See h Why?)
2. a type of fornicating involving pig roasting one's wife with inanimate objects.
i. with only the power of PUNXCHY, violent sex, and sound waves as their weapons, big D, 98, and m'fn'hase($eXU@L HéÄL!Πو) have begun to enslave mankind and PUNXCHY on all their women
ii. don't make me punxchy you
An African American is essentially a black person. Us white folk are expected to call them African American or we are racist. Many African Americans hate being called African Americans, but if a white person calls them black, they go all "wtf your a fucking racist you honkey" on them. As do the other white people. So, if your black, go ahead and keep calling yourself "black" "nigga" and "negro", but if your white you'd better not call them any of those things, because you are going to be called a racist. So be a good little honkey crackka and call those self-proclaimed niggas, white-proclaimed African-Americans, African Americans.
White Person: HEY!!! wazzup my black buddy!
Black Person(cross out) African American: DAMN YOU FUCKING HONKEY TONKEY CRACKKA RACIST!! You betta be callin' me & my nigga's African Americans ya hearrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
African American: Did you see that Crackka? He called me Black!! Nigga, I dunno how we even live in this white society. Damn boi! I get fucking harrassed by dem Honkeys every fucking day!! If I wazz white I would get A's instead of F's cuz Mizz Fucking José is such a racist too all us niggas! I bet they dont have to do no work!
Miss José: Boys, now, I helped you out here. I gave you a C instead of a D. Happy?
Good African American Boy: YES!!! I GOT AN A!!!!!!
*later goes on to be the next George Washington Carver*
African American: FUCK! A C! THAT FUCKIN' RACIST
* later goes on to be the next wanna be TI *