devil's jockstrap 

Something that smells atrocious.

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!

devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

denver jockstrap 

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.

The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.

denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

jack in the jocks 

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).

1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.

jack in the jocks by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

Jonksauce 

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...

Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010

Rocks for Jocks 

Basic geology taught at the college level, presumably without the academic rigor that might otherwise cause athletes to lose their ability to play due to academic disqualification.

"Geology 105 is known as Rocks for Jocks."

Rocks for Jocks by Chemguy June 24, 2008

a bum's jockstrap 

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.

Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!

a bum's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011