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A male asshole who thinks he is superior to all others. In addition a jork usually enjoys eating gyros, getting crunk, going to tacco bell, eating beef jerky, and doing mean things to other people and then laugh at them. Jorks usually don't have a very high intelligence.
Francis works at the concession stand at the local movie theater. Sometimes he won't give popcorn to people he doesn't like, what a jork.
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a combination of a jerk and dork. usually used as a counter-insult to "you're a jerk!"
"jerk!" "jork!"
by duke nukem September 28, 2003
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Slang term used for an abnormally large penis or massive bellend.
Hey check out his JORK! Its HUGE!

He is just a stupid Jork!

Jord Keena is a reet Jork!

Excuse me, i can see your JORK pointing at me! it just poked me in the eye!
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Pass the jork! Jork the passage!
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A rude, crude, and nerdy chode.
Matt Saxon is the jigga jork
by Jigga in the hood December 06, 2002
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Jork; cross between a dork and a jerk
Dan; "Brandon, you are such a Jork."

Brandon; "Dan, please kill yourself."
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its kinda simple; its a jerk and a dork...
all at the dame time
Holy shit! Why are you being such a jork?!
by Captain Kick Ass March 31, 2010
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