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10.
a large, smelly bowel movement
Oh man, they're serving tacos again. I'm gonna have to go drop a jordy in the shithouse tonight.
by Oz Etzion August 22, 2005
 
1.
Totally awesomeness. Like a cross betwix Adam Sandler, Ben Savage, Spiderman, and twinkies.
Ashvin: Awww, I wish I was as cool as a Jordy.
Jordy: Shut up you whiney whore.
by Jord---- Mike March 14, 2005
 
2.
like Superman...unbelievably cool
man i wish i was fly like jordy
by jordy3710 January 12, 2008
 
3.
The sweetest, funniest guy in the whole world. He loves bears and guns. He makes the best boyfriend, is super attractive and is great in the sack. He knows how to make anyone smile and will be there for you whenever you need him.
Kylie: olive juice jordy!
by Dickstache April 16, 2013
 
4.
The Diddler. A man/woman who will diddle your nether regions like never before.
Dude, I met this girl last night who was a total Jordy. I've never been diddled like that before!
by gingaluva April 10, 2010
 
5.
An average guy, usually found on the city streets looking for MILFS.
Prefers woman atleast 20 years older ( see definition milf ) Known in Amsterdam and surroundings as the milf hunter.
He is a cult hero in Amsterdam and definitely earned his flags with older woman.
Jordy ( 'milfhunter' ) is supposedly the author of the books:

Simple pickup: Milf edition, the milfs bible and many more.

Some say he wrote the bible on hitting up with older woman.

Some say he doesn't even excist.

But if you ever see a glimpse of the milfhunter. hide your mom, and make sure she doesn't fall victim of his schemes.
'Hey i saw your mom with this young lad earlier today i managed to take a picture'
oh my god, its the milfhunter
'what? oh jordy'
bloody hell we better talk to her.
by AmsterdamCultHeroes November 25, 2013
 
6.
A Jordy (commonly known as a Jordy story) is a really shit story. Most people replace "Cool story bro" with "Jordy".
Guy: So I walked down the street yesterday and i went to the video store.
Listener: Oh yeah so what happened than?
Guy: i got toy story out...... hahahan.....?
Listener: Jordy
by Darvo69 November 01, 2012
 
7.
noun: A pussy little six-pack of beer
You are only going need a jordy tonight since you are a big fag.
by youSlut March 31, 2008