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9. jordy
a large, smelly bowel movement
Oh man, they're serving tacos again. I'm gonna have to go drop a jordy in the shithouse tonight.
by Oz Etzion Aug 22, 2005 add a video
1. jordy
Totally awesomeness. Like a cross betwix Adam Sandler, Ben Savage, Spiderman, and twinkies.
Ashvin: Awww, I wish I was as cool as a Jordy.
Jordy: Shut up you whiney whore.
by Jord---- Mike Mar 14, 2005 add a video
2. jordy
like Superman...unbelievably cool
man i wish i was fly like jordy
3. Jordy
The Diddler. A man/woman who will diddle your nether regions like never before.
Dude, I met this girl last night who was a total Jordy. I've never been diddled like that before!
4. Jordy
A Jordy (commonly known as a Jordy story) is a really shit story. Most people replace "Cool story bro" with "Jordy".
Guy: So I walked down the street yesterday and i went to the video store.
Listener: Oh yeah so what happened than?
Guy: i got toy story out...... hahahan.....?
Listener: Jordy
5. Jordy
The sweetest, funniest guy in the whole world. He loves bears and guns. He makes the best boyfriend, is super attractive and is great in the sack. He knows how to make anyone smile and will be there for you whenever you need him.
Kylie: olive juice jordy!
6. jordy
A soccer player with no sense of team - skillful but unable to read the game, unwilling to pass to a team mate, ultimately a weak link.
Jordy wasted the opportunity by electing to try and beat 3 men rather than put in an early ball.
7. jordy
noun: A pussy little six-pack of beer
You are only going need a jordy tonight since you are a big fag.
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