(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.

Jordanne is the name given by strange, slaggy mums to their baby prostitute children.
At first these girls seem kind, nice, pure and trustworthy with a strong moral compass before they descend into their devilish ways and shag every one of your previous and probably current boyfriend.

Jordannes are allergic to condoms.

Ridden with STDs that fester in her all too often invaded vagina, Jordannes should be avoided like the plague

also known as

slag
slagerella
the town bicycle
Selena Gomez