(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.
"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"
"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"
"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"
Jordanne is the name given by strange, slaggy mums to their baby prostitute children.
At first these girls seem kind, nice, pure and trustworthy with a strong moral compass before they descend into their devilish ways and shag every one of your previous and probably current boyfriend.
Jordannes are allergic to condoms.
Ridden with STDs that fester in her all too often invaded vagina, Jordannes should be avoided like the plague
also known as
the town bicycle
'I used to be friends with her, but she went all Jordanne and had sex with my boyfriend'
'She shagged my boyfriend too!'
'What a slagerella'