Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

Jordanian Jockstrap by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

Jordanne

The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.

Did you see jordanne omg!

Jordanne by 2468_who.do.we.appreciate January 4, 2018

Jordaneer 

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!

'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'

Jordaneer by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011

Jomanizer 

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure

The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.

Jomanizer by TeresaB. September 26, 2010

Kordanize 

Kordanize /‘kərdənaiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized
1 To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
2 To deceive a nation by telling them a big lie
3 To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
4 to try to bribe someone in order to change his mind
kordan kordanification kordanophobia kordanism kordanic kordanicly

1 In this country Ph.D is just a piece of worthless paper.If i were you i would kordanize.
2 He must be sentenced to prison after he kordanized the whole country but as he was backed by the president he could scape the justice.
3 Kordanizing proves to be the best way of becoming a minister in an eastern country.
4 Although he tried to kordanize the Parliament members but finally they voted to sack the Minister for lying
about his fake degree from Oxford University.

Kordanize by DesoliDs January 6, 2009

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan

Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!

Jordananese by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011