Jooked 

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003

Jozzed 

A current and much more sexier way of saying jizzed.

D: I just jozzed at the thought of that.

S: I tend to do that. ;D

Jozzed by thesexiestmotherfuckerever April 12, 2009

joozey 

Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.

"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.

joozey by Jethfhj April 9, 2017

da Jooze 

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent

Da Jooze peed my pants!

da Jooze by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021

jooned 

To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.

Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.

jooned by Joon W February 19, 2009

Jooze

Singular: Joo (less common)
Spelled-out pronunciation of "jews", referring to the Jewish people in a jocular manner over the Internet.

Passover is just for the Jooze.

Jooze by ttony21 April 20, 2008

Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

Jooed by harrium and plester March 12, 2005