One joose and you're having a damn good time
Two jooses and you're fucked and a half
Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.
Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."
but you'll drink joose before you drink four loko if you're new to malt liquor, because four loko has more alcohol content but joose is pretty high as well. you will most likely take your clothes off atleast once when drinking this stuff. you may do so if you drink four lokos as well.
beware, be careful, shit gets you drunk. it's cheap. sweet.
"what the hell were you drinking?!"
"well the first time it was joose, but this time i drank a four loko..."